Suck My Bitch

Morgan/27/Pisces/She They pronouns. Please shower me in affection - Instagram: @leavemeinpeace / Twitter: @UghJustLeave / Snapchat: @ughjustleave / Venmo: Morgan-Liz-23 Feel free to add me on anything!

[trans1oa]

littles most giggly guy in the world

[kitnita]

anybody else feeling big ritzy emotions on this fine afternoon

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Robby is genuinely one of the most tragic figures on modern screens. He is, at his heart, a deeply kind man who wants to help. He is the leader of a department of people also just want to help. They are not perfect, but no one is, and they try more than most. They are there on people’s worst days, taking constant shit, trying to save lives, and sometimes failing. And whether it’s a 6 year old child or an 18 year old college student or a mother with terminal cancer or a middle aged alcoholic or an old man who has simply reached the end that comes for us all, they feel the loss every time.

It’s a completely and utterly thankless job, even the other physicians of the hospital look down on them for doing it, for being down in the pit with the unwashed masses, hands outstretched to restart your heart or disimpact your bowel. As though it’s not worth doing because the maggots and rats gross people out and the abused children and rape survivors make them sad. They only ever have staff because a few special souls have a true calling and otherwise it’s new doctors doing a mandatory turn on their way to the “something better” their parents dream of. You’re never fast enough- if you’d called sooner she wouldn’t have had to have surgery. You’re never slow enough- wow can’t wait to clean up your mess!

Did I say thankless? My mistake, admin put a plaque on the wall and bought donuts to show their gratitude for all the hard work!

And Robby’s king in this circle of hell. Railing against a system for which there simply are no fixes that are any combination of simple or easy or effective or actionable. Wanting to help, often unable. Can’t save the world but would like to save what he can of it. Would like his nurses not to get punched or kids not to get shot at a concert, but those things are out of his control. Hemmed in by his own trauma and his own choices. Live or die, to be or not to be.

What’s the thing about a tragedy? Technically speaking you can get off the ride at any time but we both know you’re not going to?

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[ingoldthewizard]

Cooking is such a leap of faith, even if you've made that exact thing before.

[socialmaya]

[lierdumoa]

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

[sad-endings-suck]

his loser fail personality and piercing eyes have captivated me

his swagless aura and slutty waist have bewitched me

[nottodayjustin]

January 10th 2026 best hockey tweets of the day

[energyprison]

believing video games are an art form is one of the most difficult things in the world not because its difficult to believe but because the majority of my "peers" are just claiming they think it as an excuse for not having read a book since 11th grade

[all-americanbxtch]

12 year old me 🤝 22 year old me

annoying about dan and phil and all time low

[internetgreatesthits]

[appendingfic]

hm i thought he tripped in the restaurant causing his bagful of evidence to fall out so every law enforcement officer within a mile could see it. curious.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

oh we are never getting out of the learned helplessness cycle are we gang

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

the only person responsible for you is yourself. this means it is entirely on you to:

check the tags on fic

block people/tags that cause you distress

look up trigger warnings for shows/movies/books

if you cannot find warnings, or something hasn't been tagged, make a decision for yourself as to if you proceed or not

register when something is causing you distress, and stop consuming that thing

If you have a severe nut allergy and are given a snack you've never tried before, you ask what the ingredients are. If you eat it without checking and have a reaction, that's on you, not the stranger who gave it to you who has no idea what you're allergic to.

[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[sorcererofsolitude]

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

[atlinmerrick]

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

[rewordthis]

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

[horses-who-smile]

Are you trying to make shad man or something?

Because that’s where this nothing is sacred idea leads

[traegorn]

That is a wild ass take.

The point is that you have to accept that other people won't see the things you're a fan of the same way, and that someone make might something that you disagree with or don't like in fandom spaces.

To claim that somehow leads to child porn is, frankly, fucked up and weird.

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[pizzaback]

i think you could easily sway tumblr popular opinions with a handful of low-effort high-output sockpuppet accounts. i think astroturfing on this website is possibly extremely easy.

[pizzaback]

various periods of tumblr discourse that are proof of this concept:

- the period of 3-4 years on here when people were virulently anti-asexual and made numerous conspiracies about asexual interactions within larger queer communities based on out of context posts from teenagers

- bickering about the appropriateness of wearing kink gear to public queer events

- people drawing a hard line moral line and engaging in prolonged harassment over cartoons for toddlers (multiple instances)

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

A powerful bath and body works scent settles over the breakroom...

[all employees gain a +2 to effeminacy for their next turn ]

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant