A Tale Told by an Idiot

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[moldavite]

everyone get more passionate NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[cozycryptidcorner]

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Fuvahmulah Screamin’ Green (#6bf3c8 to #67f379)

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[colormush]

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller

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Fuvahmulah Brink Pink (#55f6ee to #fd717d)

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

She's hilarious, I love her

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[bananonbinary]

[colormush]

[wilwheaton]

“The president views states and municipalities controlled by political opponents as something akin to conquered territories which must be bent to his will by force. This includes budgetary coercion and as close as he can get to military occupation. This is un-American, outside the constitutional order and, not least in importance, unpopular. He has done this by exploiting various loopholes, taking advantage of a compliant and corrupt Supreme Court and resorting to expedients in which his power is most un-reviewable despite his actions clearly violating the plain intention of the laws in question. None of these technicalities change the fact that these are all violations of the liberties Americans are entitled to.”

— No Kings, No Occupations — Toward a Democratic Opposition Politics

[colormush]

[questionableadvice]

~ Swanson frozen meals, 1966

Swanson introduced aluminum trays in the early 1950's. Microwave ovens killed them and they were discontinued in 1986 and changed to plastic.

If you're old enough (like I am) to remember eating off these you probably also remember the sensation of dragging your fork over the aluminum. I can feel that in my teeth.

[romehbo]

this is kind of killing me

[charlesoberonn]

[theparadoxmachine]