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#intro post #introduction #pinned intro #introductory post #blog intro #introducing myself #introducing post #introducing me #bluesky #deviantart #neocities #derpibooru

My dopamine addicted brain isnt able to handle the anguish that comes with finishing the last uploaded chapter of an incomplete fic and then being forced to WAIT(of all things) for the next chapter ☹️🥀

#ill be waiting for u chapter 9 🥺🤞#im on the edge of my seat #sigh my life is so difficult and hard 😔#these mortal chains that shackle me cause great burden #fr tho i have like 10 incomplete fics floating out there anonymously #i shackle myself sometimes

I keep eating too many gin-gins

I need to just straight up go and buy a whole ass ginger root to gnaw on

Trying to be nonchalant in gc's but the like one message I send a month sends me into an anxiety attack every. single. time.

#vent

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PEOPLE DO NAWT TALK ABT HOW HORRIFYING IT IS TO BE NEAR SIGHTED WITHOUT GLASSES LOOKING AT PEOPLES FACES ENOUGH.

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This is what it looks like to look in the mirror. With and without my glasses.

Just so you know, if I see you and I dont have my glasses on you look like a spawn of satan.

Lord prey for me that I never need to go a prolonged period without them I'd be so paranoid constantly 🙏🙏🙏

#tbf i did make it a bit more dramatic cuz the with is me with a relaxed face and the without is me purposefully opening my eyes wide #but thats lowk it #the authentic near sighted experience

PEOPLE DO NAWT TALK ABT HOW HORRIFYING IT IS TO BE NEAR SIGHTED WITHOUT GLASSES LOOKING AT PEOPLES FACES ENOUGH.

#if you just open your eyes wide enough and stare your face lowk becomes unrecognizable #istg you start to look like momo #trust me on this #anyways just got out of the shower and started making faces #sometimes it looks like one of my eyes is floating off of my face when i stare #it actually distorts the hell out of your face #i always do this and it always makes me so paranoid #bruh my mirror self gonna grab me while im taking a shit istg

HAPPY 6/7!!!! OMGGGGG

#67

Music that makes me think of my little bugs

My addiction to making ship playlists continues.

#catch me using half of these songs in every playlist i ever make #also mitski bc i am not original #i lowk just wanted to listen to mitski #<333 #btw none of the other bands r even remotely similar to mitski 💀💀#also none of die selektion songs r actually lyrically relevant they just have a gimp man so i associate them with the collector 💀💀#most other songs r lyrically relevant enough that i can imagine scenarios to them #not even just the ship also individual characters #like “home” by this cold night #i just imagine arkin to it

I feel like one of these sticks put a little more than the others but I'm having trouble figuring out which one it could be?

#letterboxd #probably blue velvet cuz its at the beginning of the month and not the end!

Updated an anon fic Ive been meaning to get to for 5ever and how do longfic authors do it!?!?!?!!! 1000 words putting me in the grave rn between work and friends bruh.

#ao3

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get them out of my head

Rosegarden Funeral Party is such a banger band to fantasize about Collectkin to 🤤🤤

#i will say i prefer them to be of basically equal power in the relationship #and most of these envoke scenarios where arkin does not have that sort of agency #but i lowk dont care that much #still peak

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I think that Asa would be a boiled banana fan. He would eat bananas that have been boiled.

Idk how to describe exactly why I think this, but i suppose the texture? I think he would enjoy how stringy the texture is.

I write this as I eat a boiled banana and dissect it into the 3 little sections and then unfold those sections into flat things. I think he might enjoy the interactivity of the banana.

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Just ate canned clam chowder and I think thats what Asa would feed his collection. Im a clam chowder LOVER, but CANNED clam chowder is genuinly so depressing and sad and pathetic.

Honest to god imagining being forced to ONLY eat CANNED clam chowder sounds like hell. That alone would be a form of torture.

#asa emory #it also smells exactly like my grandmas house #aka it smells like wet cat food #she had like 5 cats istg