Leech Girl

24 any pronouns

[l33chg1rl]

YOU ARE GOING INTO A POTION

Good leeches get to swim in the potion :3

[sir-good-boy]

sigh. vampire eating their partner out during their menstrual cycle.

[butchbush]

uhm. any biters and/or chompers

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[ifyouknowmeirlno]

one I've seen recently

they really do not understand that I DO NOT CARE

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude

[heavensickness]

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

[dearorpheus]

[transmechanicus]

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

[moldavite]

Here 🫳🫀 hold my still-beating heart in your cupped hands for a while if you would

i'm skipping it across a crystal clear lake with a tranquil smile on my face. sorry

[l33chg1rl]

My “straight” male coworkers will swear up and down that they aren’t interested in men while actively reproducing with each other on top of the lab bench

[l33chg1rl]

Life is so beautiful when you’re the only fujo in the lab

[l33chg1rl]

My “straight” male coworkers will swear up and down that they aren’t interested in men while actively reproducing with each other on top of the lab bench

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[l33chg1rl]

Manga Larten just got the dogs out for no reason. Why is a vampire wearing a full suit with flip flops

[vamplire]

beautiful vampires kissing your neck

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[l33chg1rl]

It must feel so good to fold your wings under your elytra. if you’re a b,ug,,,,,

[vamplire]

a vampire stroking ur [REDACTED] as they’re fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

[l33chg1rl]

My singular contribution to the very sparse Darren Shan Saga fandom

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool