GNC Medieval Princess

Ro They/them (if it’s funnier to use other pronouns please do) Jort cult leader and yurination president

[l4vender-menace]

Why are masc lesbians so often the evilest people you meet but every single butch I’ve ever met is like a sopping wet puppy in a cardboard box on the side of the highway?

Sincerely, a very baffled femme

[l4vender-menace]

And if I said the river represented unaware idealism within the rebels would I be kicked out of the party

[qaivan]

have you noticed that it's "female" and "male" but "prefer not to say?"

have you noticed that it's "trans men are men" and "trans women are women" but "nonbinary people are valid?"

have you noticed that it's "love trans women" and "love trans men" but "respect nonbinary people?"

have you noticed it's "brothers" and "sisters" but not "siblings?"

have you noticed that it's "transfem" and "transmasc" but not transneutral, transandrogynous, or otherwise?

have you noticed that nonbinary characters are sorted into "masc" and "fem" but not allowed to be anything in-between or outside?

have you noticed that it's "lesbian" and "gay" but not cenelian, or enbian, or gai, or strayt, or any other nonbinary-focused attraction label?

have you noticed that it's "yaoi" or "yuri" but any nonbinary equivalents are jokes?

have you noticed that everything is this or that?

have you noticed the binary?

have you noticed?

have you noticed?

have you noticed?

[l4vender-menace]

Do you guys think Lockstock was hit in the head with Apollo’s divine dodgeball as a child and that’s why he’s like that

[l4vender-menace]

Do not let Dolokhov in the Spencer’s.

[jonnyinthewell]

Goodbye bunny boo!

Hello rabbit stew!

[the-ghost-fragments]

hey will I get killed if I say Dolokhov × Balaga

please dont kill me

[l4vender-menace]

No please continue

[greelin]

as one does

[l4vender-menace]

Anatole Kuragin. I hate him but it’s him

[l4vender-menace]

Jeff Blim as Lockstock would probably fix at least one of the chemical inbalances in my brain. Just thinking out loud

[l4vender-menace]

“Beware of dog” and it’s just Barrel

[deadwardynamic]

made them in tomodachi life

[l4vender-menace]

THE GUYS!!!! THE PISS COPS!!!!!

[l4vender-menace]

Had a callback for Great Comet yesterday and something struck me like a truck. Balaga is everything the Urinetown fandom thinks Barrel is. Balaga IS crazy, Barrel can be played relatively serious but you cannot play Balaga as an individual who doesn’t need to be put in a psych ward

[l4vender-menace]

Hey in case you guys are wondering I got cast as Marya and I’m realizing the vocal similarities between her and Pennywise so someone cast me as Pennywise bats my eyelashes

[ardienothesieno]

time go fishing save me. time go fishing. save me time go fishing

[deadwardynamic]

redneck agenda but it's based

[l4vender-menace]

I heart you Gunner

[l4vender-menace]

Had a callback for Great Comet yesterday and something struck me like a truck. Balaga is everything the Urinetown fandom thinks Barrel is. Balaga IS crazy, Barrel can be played relatively serious but you cannot play Balaga as an individual who doesn’t need to be put in a psych ward

[deadwardynamic]

more layne

that fuckass ponytail he had for mad season looks like a sprout i had to draw it lol

[l4vender-menace]

SPROUT STALEY

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen