GNC Medieval Princess

Ro They/them (if it’s funnier to use other pronouns please do) Jort cult leader and yurination president

[moss-critter]

Look at my revolution leader dawg we're all going to Urinetown

[squigg-les]

is it gauche to coin a ship name for my own comic. Because Jullary is so cute.

[l4vender-menace]

I heart the government appointed ship name of Jullary

[l4vender-menace]

Yknow, as much as I want to see Lockstock reciprocate Barrel’s feelings, just as most people do in this fandom, it really struck me today how Lockstock’s indifference to Barrel and his confession is so damn important. Like the fact that he doesn’t feel anything in return, or at least doesn’t show it, is how he survives.

So I came up with a compromise in my head 😈

Production where they DO kiss, and at first it looks like Lockstock is into it, but you can’t see his face. When he pulls away…

Completely and utterly deadpan. Nothing on his face but apathy. Cold stare with nothing behind it.

“I see.”

And he leaves

Anyways guys I love gay people happy pride it’s gotta be pride somewhere since we can’t agree on a month

[l4vender-menace]

Eats the preroll like a pixie stick

[maybepassiveaggressive]

they must get utis like crazy in urinetown

[l4vender-menace]

Isn’t there literally a line in the show telling you not to think about stuff like this…

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[cringecorp]

[l4vender-menace]

Why are masc lesbians so often the evilest people you meet but every single butch I’ve ever met is like a sopping wet puppy in a cardboard box on the side of the highway?

Sincerely, a very baffled femme

[l4vender-menace]

And if I said the river represented unaware idealism within the rebels would I be kicked out of the party

[qaivan]

have you noticed that it's "female" and "male" but "prefer not to say?"

have you noticed that it's "trans men are men" and "trans women are women" but "nonbinary people are valid?"

have you noticed that it's "love trans women" and "love trans men" but "respect nonbinary people?"

have you noticed it's "brothers" and "sisters" but not "siblings?"

have you noticed that it's "transfem" and "transmasc" but not transneutral, transandrogynous, or otherwise?

have you noticed that nonbinary characters are sorted into "masc" and "fem" but not allowed to be anything in-between or outside?

have you noticed that it's "lesbian" and "gay" but not cenelian, or enbian, or gai, or strayt, or any other nonbinary-focused attraction label?

have you noticed that it's "yaoi" or "yuri" but any nonbinary equivalents are jokes?

have you noticed that everything is this or that?

have you noticed the binary?

have you noticed?

have you noticed?

have you noticed?

[l4vender-menace]

Do you guys think Lockstock was hit in the head with Apollo’s divine dodgeball as a child and that’s why he’s like that

[l4vender-menace]

Do not let Dolokhov in the Spencer’s.

[jonnyinthewell]

Goodbye bunny boo!

Hello rabbit stew!

[the-ghost-fragments]

hey will I get killed if I say Dolokhov × Balaga

please dont kill me

[l4vender-menace]

No please continue

[greelin]

as one does

[l4vender-menace]

Anatole Kuragin. I hate him but it’s him

[l4vender-menace]

Jeff Blim as Lockstock would probably fix at least one of the chemical inbalances in my brain. Just thinking out loud

[l4vender-menace]

“Beware of dog” and it’s just Barrel