[frostedmagnolias]

c.1851

maker unknown, Royal Collection Trust

[la-altair]

Buxom Beauty

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[la-altair]

Honestly having an angry upper middle manager with the ability to remotely force choke holo-Zoom meeting participants would improve my corporate bullshit job immensely.

[artist-ellen]

ASOIAF Essos Infographic: Myr

"Myr is considered to be among the most advanced of the Free Cities, and is famed for its arts and learning. Their main exports are finished goods, such as carpets and lace. The best glass and lenses, and telescopes called Myrish eyes, come from Myr, and lenscrafters from Myr are considered to be without equal in all the world." - A Wiki of Ice and Fire (https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Myr)

Infographic fantasy fashion inspired by the artwork of @chiarart - @ilreleonewiki.

CARRD TO EVERYTHING

(I am the artist, do not download or save these images for re-posting or AI. No AI was used in the making of this image, any mistakes are human.)

[la-altair]

Souvenir de la Malmaison

[la-altair]

I was very pleased to eat leftover birthday cake for breakfast, and to offer it to my six year old. She declined - ‘you said that’ll give me a stomach ache this early.’

Correct. It does. Regrets.

[frostedmagnolias]

Dress

c. 1785-1800

France

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[la-altair]

I love when you can hear the personal voice behind the legal ruling. So many lawyers are really talented, clever writers and I used to really enjoy reading case law - really good lawyers make it entertaining.

[la-altair]

This teensy rose is three years old - my foot for scale. She hates her placement, me, the world at large, but she is so pretty I refuse to dig her up. She WILL thrive, goddammit.

[artist-ellen]

ASOIAF Essos Infographics: Pentos

"The Pentoshi descend from Andals, Valyrians, slaves, and ancient peoples. Like the Braavosi and Lyseni, Pentoshi are great lovers of song, and generous with those who please them. Some of their men dye, oil, and fork their beards.

Pentos was founded by merchants, traders, seafarers, and farmers from the Valyrian Freehold as a trading outpost." - A Wiki of Ice and Fire (https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Pentos)

Infographic fantasy fashion inspired by the artwork of @chiarart - @ilreleonewikiart

CARRD TO EVERYTHING

(I am the artist, do not download or save these images for re-posting or AI. No AI was used in the making of this image, any mistakes are human.)

[mapswithoutwyoming]

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

[la-altair]

She looks neon in the sunlight.

[la-altair]

Earth Angel looking pretty good for how much rain and humidity we’ve had.

[la-altair]

If you told kid me how much joy adult me would find in insects I would not have believed it.

[la-altair]

Florentina