Jane

professional chess shitposter my full name is Jane Anarchy Chess

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

[knifefightscene]

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

[charl0ttan]

its so weird how time is silent. it should make creaking, whining noises

[hazyhhh]

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Nobody expects the tow truck guys

[gay-if-u-dont-mean-happy]

[closet-keys]

every day the ''nonbinary positivity'' of liberals gets more antagonistic

if you have a job it's funny and relatable and cool to stay in the closet, and maybe kind of cringe to come out. don't come out at work.

you don't have to medically transition and it's kind of cool and edgy and more radical anyway if you don't. don't take hormones, don't pursue surgery, don't pursue electrolysis, don't assert bodily autonomy

you don't have to socially transition, you don't owe anyone a performance. don't change your behavior, don't act different, keep doing what's expected, be normal

you don't have to use new pronouns or a new name or even tell anyone. if you're in the closet, stay in the closet.

you are not trans. you are not trans. you are not trans.

[tablesage]

the first therapist i really opened up to about gender identity i specifically chose because they were also nonbinary (though, tme). and as soon as i started discussing how i felt nervous about wanting to present more femininely, and how i was considering a medical transition, they repeatedly assured me: "you don't owe anyone androgyny!!!" and how you didn't need to medically transition to be valid as a trans person. after all, they didn't!

and transition was really stressful, huh, which might exacerbate my anxiety. y'know, the "main" reason i was in therapy anyways.

this, among similar experiences, set me back years.

[meowpricot]

in a dream with you

[beardedmrbean]

[la-scriba]

You just have to believe in yourself

[sailatina3]

The tgirl expirence is to simply become more and more jaded with each passing day. Do i not deserve to kill people? Do I not deserve to remake the world in my image?

[bogleech]

[byjove]

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love fantasy worlds that decide to be quirky by replicating modern tech with magic in an extremely direct way. Like everyone logs onto the Visionstream on their magic orb or some shit and posts fanfic and plays a game with friends there. Their Crystals sing in their pockets so they pull them out to read the Sending from their parents which is a message that just reads "be home by ten" with an emoji at the end. They get in a Carriage that is literally a magic-powered car and go to meet their friends at fuckin. Fantasy Starbucks. Where pumpkin spice lattes have just come back for the season. I can never get enough of it it's funny every time.

[la-scriba]

5 stars is top of the line, high-quality, but if something has 6 stars, that implies it's on a scale of 10, so suddenly it's bad

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk