farting out words into silly pages.

[REQUESTS OPEN !!!] PFP by me @capibarism is my art account Kapi, 23, she/her. MINORS DO NOT !!! DO NOT INTERACT!!! GO BACK TO DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!!! not the best, but I wanna start doing it. teeheeeheee I'm passionate about fictional men.

[lacaptaine]

Intro (Updated) - 12.01.2026

Hello, I'm Captaine. Not necessarily writing often, but sometimes I feel the urge, and why not sharing? :)))

Gonna lay out a few basic facts about this blog:

First off: I've got AO3!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Second: This is a sideblog. May, or may not be my most frequently visited blog, so I may or may not be super active here.

Third of all: Minors Do Not Interact. I am writing adult themes.

If I see you interacting with my blog, I will be blocking you.

I am not saying this to be condescending, but I do not want to babysit anyone. I don't have control over whether minors will interact with my blog or not (Source: I was a minor on the internet myself a few years ago). However, some fics I'll write might be uncomfortable for minors specifically or downright inappropriate therefore NSFW. Not always, but I'd rather not have minors interacting with my blog.

[MASTERLIST]

With that in mind...

Requests? Only when I make post about it, but I won't bite should you leave something in my ask box. It just might take more time considering I'm a university student and therefore might not have time to write as much as I'd want to.

I) What I'd write about:

As of present: Call of Duty (Modern Warfare franchise, Ghosts, maybe Black Ops).

Themes can include romance but it doesn't have to be. For instance, if you want me to write about Riley the dog from Ghosts, hell fucking yeah, I'll gladly write about him chasing his own tail or something. I wanna get comedic too. I generally love animals in fiction so including them is always such a delight!

Also deadass, you can request crack fiction. Make up the silliest prompt and I'll be ready.

Please Ghosts fans please please please please !! Hnnghh.....

I love writing about women. Any female character you request I'm gonna take treat like an ASAP mission, sweeties. NBs are also welcome 🔥🔥🔥 I'll extend the grace towards men too I guess.... [lighthearted]. Get intersectional beautiful!!

I'm very much looking forward to anything involving Hesh Walker, Simon Riley, Soap, Captain Price, as these are characters I'm currently working with. But, of course, other characters are welcome too.

Also let me know if you have specific mood or atmosphere in mind; if you want it to be sad, romantic, depressing or you want vibes from specific show or book, I'll try my best.

I would also greatly appreciate specifying whether you want headcanons or some regular story format and everything else, please!!

II) Pairings:

Anything! Readers with character or whatever. As long as they're not morally dubious.

I can try specific ships, though I'm worried I might fuck them up NDKFKF

Although darker topics are fine for me, I'm not very comfortable with writing incest or downright abusive relationships. And for the love of god, nothing involving children yikes!

III) NSFW?:

Sure! Im afraid I might be getting too vanilla probably, though LOL

But nothing against some spicier stuff! I could always try.

IV) Characters?:

If I were to list on whom I'm fixating rn:

• David "Hesh" Walker

• Simon "Ghost" Riley

And some other guys, I just can't name off of my mind.

I like writing some fanfiction with specific characters in mind.

Reader characters are enjoyable for me, but I like having a base for them (can't quite figure out the blank slate thing lmfao)! Female, Male, NB? Hell fucking yeah. The more info the better. I can indulge. Only, please, specify!

Oh, and I love including animals in my writing. Nothing makes me happier than that lmfao

V) No-Nos (aka what I won't write)?

• Specific kinks will be ignored. Watersports, skat, or whatever would literally not be my thing. Sorry. My playground, my rules.

• Also anything that is a literal crime is a no-no 💀 (e.g. rape, abuse [as in active descriptions], pedophilia, zoophilia etc.)

• no nsfw with children or animals, but I suppose we get that

• not necessarily a bad thing, but essentially anything I won't understand as a subject matter or will feel like I won't be able to quite capture in an accurate and respectful way. I like dark and some more complex topics, but I'd hate to accidentally make it too superficial!

• also tbh anything that is racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic etc etc will be an instant block from me

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Currently obsessed with Call of Duty, but there is some fic with Arthur Morgan, which I'm not super proud of but EH.

With that said, enjoy.

[caleek00]

[artm-is87]

FAT GHOST FAT GHOST FAT GHOST !!!!!!

[h3llh0vnd]

nerd emoji looking ass mf

[warmfrequency]

type of guy you divorce and remarry three times over

[lacaptaine]

God i wanna marry him just to argue with him everyday and divorce and then fight over custody and talk shit about him to our kids

[olivetreeyale]

Shower thoughts…🚿🧼

Thihihi✨

[lacaptaine]

Funny side effect of fandoms being white men centric to me is, for example, Black Ops fandom forgetting that Helen Park was brainwashing Bell too. Mind you, I forget too, because of the relationship that the game built between Bell and Adler felt intimate. Also sure, everyone was somewhat responsible, but it was mainly Park and Adler who programmed Bell into fulfilling their role. Park and Adler cooperated. Park seems much more careful with that than Adler though.

With that in mind I support women's rights and wrongs

[ilovemen7]

Im dying whenever someone just blames adler alone or even forgets about park

[lacaptaine]

women don't exist. Never heard of one

[lacaptaine]

Funny side effect of fandoms being white men centric to me is, for example, Black Ops fandom forgetting that Helen Park was brainwashing Bell too. Mind you, I forget too, because of the relationship that the game built between Bell and Adler felt intimate. Also sure, everyone was somewhat responsible, but it was mainly Park and Adler who programmed Bell into fulfilling their role. Park and Adler cooperated. Park seems much more careful with that than Adler though.

With that in mind I support women's rights and wrongs

[shivermedoodles]

i saw the new cod trailer and figured it's been so long since i drew my girls :)

very proud of this uwu

Their names are Breanna and Alice btw uwu

[scourgie]

I think there must be a little bit of a cultural barrier between the cod fandom and british culture cause so many fics have the characters drink different types of tea like peppermint, green, etc as just like a normal thing they have on hand, when most british people, when we say "cup of tea", we mean black tea with sugar and milk in it (depending on one's preference for how many sugars and how much milk)

and most people don't keep different types of tea around and usually only buy one brand's black tea (pg tips, yorkshire, tetley, etc etc)

[scourgie]

I mean we do HAVE varieties of things as options, but most people stick to certain brands/companies? like weekly food shopping is usually done at the same shop every time, and people buy the same brands of tea every time, we have loyalty to our local chippies, the colour label/lid of milk you buy, etc ...

this is peak shit btw

[scourgie]

I don't mean this post to be in any way bashing people for not being perfectly accurate or trying to correct anyone really, I was just pointing it out as something I've noticed as someone from the uk who is interested in this kind of thing (and maybe as informational to non-uk people who do want to be accurate in their fics ??? not that that's a requirement )

I say this a lot but cod has a majority usamerican audience, and most of the world is familiar with usamerican culture because of hollywood and the globalisation of usamerican media productions and literature etc, and most fics are based in usamerican culture because of that, which isn't a problem, but it IS interesting seeing the subtle differences in culture when people try to write things set in the uk for example ,which was the point of my post whajdkfkgh I like pointing these things out, it's really interesting to me seeing how people view the uk compared to my own experience being from here :P

[lacaptaine]

No personal context needed. I was making an observation from my perspective as a person who isn't speaking English natively and with which I think many people like me, who don't speak English as their first language, resonate with. As in providing an explanation for why this cultural barrier might exist, and why this particular way of imagining. It's not just strictly USAmerican culture

Abt The pressure it's like. It will unfortunately be there regardless and like I said, we see you that way bc Britain for example advertised itself to us as tea drinking country. I think that's why this portrayal happens to slip through in writing

[scourgie]

I think there must be a little bit of a cultural barrier between the cod fandom and british culture cause so many fics have the characters drink different types of tea like peppermint, green, etc as just like a normal thing they have on hand, when most british people, when we say "cup of tea", we mean black tea with sugar and milk in it (depending on one's preference for how many sugars and how much milk)

and most people don't keep different types of tea around and usually only buy one brand's black tea (pg tips, yorkshire, tetley, etc etc)

[scourgie]

I mean we do HAVE varieties of things as options, but most people stick to certain brands/companies? like weekly food shopping is usually done at the same shop every time, and people buy the same brands of tea every time, we have loyalty to our local chippies, the colour label/lid of milk you buy, etc ...

this is peak shit btw

[mooofreee]

He's too perfect.You have to admit it.

[mooofreee]

That's exactly what the ending was supposed to look like.

[lacaptaine]

Sorry for posting bullshit recently divas. I am currently fighting the getting my degree and being mentally ill war. I have written stuff but it will take ten gazillion years to post. I might be able to post more when I'm done, but right now we're fucked fucked!

Based on one ask I received I actually started a new series with Woods, but I posted it on my ao3. It flopped horribly though I haven't even introduced Woods into the story yet ANYWAY

Long story short, I didn't stop writing fanfiction 😭

[mellosdrawings]

Bell, after having their brain toyed with so much they can't even remember the concept of gender anymore.

Giving you the opportunity to make your character NB when they've been canonically brainwashed into becoming a whole other person might be the funniest thing the COD franchise has ever done. I'm eating it up so much.

[lacaptaine]

i wonder if price will die in mw4

[mooofreee]

it's true.(I'm sorry if this was already someone's idea:-(...)

[corviisquire]

when they’re emotionally constipated 😍😍😍😍😍‼️‼️😍😍🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍❤️❤️😍😍❤️🍔