lacey--lou

just here to waste time and fangirl (and maybe get social-justicey)

[cryptocism]

when ur friend cant be simply categorized

[someone-inconspicuous]

[warriorsatthedisco]

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

[earth-horn-blog]

Saxes move downstage.

[glitchyghostboy]

I’ll just leave this here.

[tyleroakley]

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

[endoshan]

[spoopy-eneko]

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

[ebi-chi]

Release the penguins

[princebxte-deactivated20151102]

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

[sasstablook]

duck

[hammerings-deactivated20230414]

boss stage music

[madiesunny]

I know the link above isn’t the real death waltz, but I found of vid of people actually attempting that version and I am amazed?!?

https://youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MG

IT TOOK 14 PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT MONSTROSITY

[official-lucifers-child]

watched it and i’m just

it sounds so fucking cool

but really???????? really??????????????????? 14 fucking people??????????????? 28 hands to play this absolute banger

[krystal-prisms]

That song is a bop

Also, how much did they have to practice that omg

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

castlevania boss music

[carolinskyy]

This is what plays if you try to fight dearh

[injuries-in-dust]

I was gonna make a joke like “someone find me two pianos and four octopi, I’ve got a concert to plan.”

Then I saw the video and now realise I underestimated the number of octopi I’d need.

[brunhiddensmusings]

when you decide to compose music without having to worry about this pesky ‘limitations of human anatomy’ bullshit you get some impressive pieces

[wheresmytowel]

4 thoughts:

1. this ain’t a waltz

2. this sounds fucking cool

3. i think the piano in the clip has now been emptied of every single note… no more notes left… the piano is now forever silent

4. all 14 people in that clip can get it.

[tuagifs]

☂️  the umbrella academy:

number five + smiling (part one)

[diceshimi]

Run boy, run!

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[whitepeopletwitter]

[timemachineyeah]

alternatives to debates we should use more often in elections

candidates have to take a standardized test about government, economics, and current events. no cheating. their answers are published.

candidates have to draw countries out of a hat and play model UN together

candidates have to play as contestants in a political version of the old game show “The Dating Game”, with a random citizen serving as the “single” person looking for their representative match

candidates are given a simulation problem to solve in a limited time, with real political allies and experts potentially on call for them to reach out to. at the end of the time limit all candidates propose their solutions.

candidates have to take a conflict resolution seminar live on stage, and do team building exercises together

a debate, but like in debate club where the candidates don’t know which side they have to argue until the moderator tells them

candidates each have to participate in an “undercover boss” scenario where they do a normal job for a week. the normal job is selected by an independent panel and secret from the candidate until they show up in makeup

a one-shot d&d session

[dsudis]

Candidates have to assemble a piece of flat-pack furniture

Candidates interviewed by a group/series of children ages 3-10

Pictionary (for candidate & running mate pairs)

Candidates secretly filmed interacting with servers/cashiers/retail workers, some real and some actors with scenarios

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[runyons6]

[axolola]

why would you leave this in the tags, your gramps is a Legend

[wingdingsandbrokenstrings]

true red necks fought for OSHA, unions and labor rights

[nudityandnerdery]

Good to see NASCAR get back to their roots.

[addelburgh]

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weavemama]

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[shittymoviedetails]

the universe decides to punished humanity

[evegwood]

every time