The World Is Quiet Here

I am S, the owner of this blog. I am currently hiding from my enemies in an abandoned typewriter factory. I ask that you, noble volunteer, do not reveal my whereabouts to them and instead send help before something dreadful occurs that forces me to abandon this bl

[mjwatsonparker]

The libraries in S1 of A Series of Unfortunate Events

[kitsnicket]

“We Snickets take care of our own.”

[barb-baudelaire]

Then why did they all die

[kitsnicket]

admittedly they’re not great at this

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reblog if you are also accommodating, basic, calm, darling, emblematic, frisky, grinning, human, innocent, jumping, kept, limited, meek, nap-loving, official, pretty, quarantined, recent, scheduled, tidy, understandable, victorious, wholesome, xylophone, young AND zippered every morning, every afternoon, every night and all day long

[moxie-mallahah]

heres the crustiest image ill ever post im so sorry

[vfdschism]

this is the Best count olaf quote in the whole series

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[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[pocketneophyte0]

A sort of self portrait of me reading my favourite asoue book, The Bad Beginning.

Season 3 was so fun and so heart wrenching too, I’m so glad a series of unfortunate events got the adaption it deserved ♥️

[vereverve]

[anna-milton]

Learned my parents had perished in a terrible fire at Claire’s

(Perished means killed)

[starlitxvoid]

So were you at Claire’s when you heard the news, or did they die at Claire’s?

[anna-milton]

[kitsnicket]

Nothing on earth could prepare me for this sentence

[kitsnicket]

Guess what day it is

[jonismitchell-deactivated202410]

the sickest burn in asoue is when lemony says mr poe is well meaning but so is a jar of mustard and the mustard would do a better job of taking care of the baudelaires…. get dragged

[asoue-woooo]

What’s the tea, Moxie?

[albertvictoria-art]

Who was waiting at the fountain?

Who was driving the roadster?

Where is the statue?

What was she observing through the window?

Illustrations inspired by Lemony Snicket’s “All The Wrong Questions: Who Could That Be at This Hour?”.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

I found a random article from 2004 where people emailed questions to Lemony Snicket. Here is some of my favourite answers and questions:

[confusion-and-cake]

writing children’s books must be absolutely whack. Lemony Snicket can just say “Mr Poe sent the Baudelaires to live in a lumbermill” and 6 year old me is just like, “yeah, okay, that sounds legit”

[mindllessdreaming]

some of you have never had a count repeatedly try to steal your fortune in increasingly ridiculous disguises and it shows