emma dee

i’m like if a person was a human 26 she/her

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[rockabillywife]

This is my life right now

[mclennonyaoi]

[mycupoverfloweth]

[eebie]

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[segamascott]

[longseasons]

hello pervert with excellent music taste

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[mrsterlingeverything]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[skinlike-deactivated20240929]

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while