i'm like a solid 3

20. houston-ish, TX. i'm always on here. hit me up. 

[ruthwilson]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

If I could travel through time just once, it would be to this single moment at the Mamma Mia after party

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

[coughloop]

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

[filmgifs]

THE LITTLE HOURS (2017) dir. Jeff Baena

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[handsmotif]

me: I can’t find my fuckin jeans

tiny Travis mcelroy who lives in my head: your fuckin jeans? your jeans you wear for fuckin?

me: shut up tiny Travis mcelroy who lives in my head

[color-concept]

There’s a tiny mcelroy brother in al of our heads

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[meganandnicky]

[chickenfarmersan]

[itsdestinymonay]

I felt the vibrator dying part!!!😂😂💀💀 shit is terrible!!

[spideyjlaw]

what is Jake on & how do I get my hands on it? ugh his mind

[wildplantts]

Im glad hes shed a light on this issue

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[smuttine]

more Hilda!

[hotboyproblems]

[hotboyproblems]

same energy

[draws-memes]

[magnusbeatle]

This is the wholesome content i need always

[melonmemes]

[hauntbaby]

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

[toastbutteregg]

[cursedcatimages]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[iguanamouth]

xavier, the 8 year old i babysit, graciously allowed me to redraw some of his pokemon designs ! i think he was going for ivysabre with the last one - hope he doesnt mind i took some liberties with em h hah h a

[snakeybones]

Is this what they wanted?

[snakeybones]

Nice

[velventine]

double nice