Woke up, I'm in the in-between honey.

My name is Jake. I'm 25.

[z0mbunny]

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

[desperatecheesecubes]

I love how Tim knew Bab’s identity before Babs knew Tim’s

[marvelfanlife]

Criminal Minds Female Character Appreciation Week:   

Favorite female team member: 

Jennifer Jareau

‘Yes, there are monsters and it is okay to be afraid of them, but it is not okay to let them win. And it is not okay to be one.’

[aquaarising]

[dont-spoop-yourself]

Okay, but don't forget the stunning sequel

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[thestuffedalligator]

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

[notkatniss]

[notkatniss]

[dragonsarrow]

2021 predictions

january: footage of trump being removed from the white house

february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex

march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery,  ppl debate if they deserve money or not

april: new meme called “boinkers”

may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday

june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten

july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper

august:  ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~

september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol

october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again

november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs

december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts

[silly-slacker-person]

Please don’t speak this into existence, I don’t think I could handle it

[mbmbat]

Visit Original Link

In a brief moment of weakness, Justin considers watching Supernatural.

[forgamers]

[swingsetindecember]

peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

[ratfuck]

hey that place was in Madagascar

[lesbianshepard]

[quasi-normalcy]

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[nerdgul]

This is as jarring as that history post talking about how MLK and Anne Frank were born in the same year only i actually lived through it

[sersi]

“The great thing about Chris is that he’s not afraid of also embracing the conflicted part of Captain America. He still pines for the days of the 1940s when he was a kid out of the war. There is a sense of longing and of loss to the character that Chris never fails to articulate to audiences.” - Executive Producer Nate Moore, Captain America: The Road to Civil War

[theavengers]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen....jared really said you like spn? get well soon