Lacrossingueuse

Baguette baguette fromage.

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[kvotheunkvothe]

listen

listen

the number of people who Legit do not realize that your chest has drastically changed sizes is pretty hilarious

source: was a 32G and then had a prophylactic mastectomy. saw close family members shortly after who had not been informed, and they didn't notice a godtdtdammnnn thing

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[c-11-22]

[hellofeanor]

My sexiest Halloween costume yet.

[solarishashernoseinabook]

[Image ID: a woman with curly blonde hair and red lipstick posing while dressed up as a paper clip with eyes, meant to look like Microsoft Word’s old mascot Clippy. The paperclip costume is in front of a lined sheet of yellow paper and the woman has paired it with a short skirt, black fishnets stockings and red heels. A speech bubble coming from the paperclip says “It looks like you’re trying to make a women’s Halloween costume. Can I suggest a sexy version of something no reasonable person would ever consider sexy?” /end]

[redhotarsenic]

Saw movies? Why, yes, I’ve seen many…

[oneheadtoanother]

[aperturecity]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

[valtsv]

i'm pro-dragon but i do think that the entire premise of being able to kill a dragon is so ridiculously insane that you do kind of have to hand it to dragonslayers for managing it. it's like if you disarmed a nuclear missile with a really sharp stick.

[valtsv]

[sandersstudies]

The older you get the more you will realize that your friends are people who have made mistakes and bad decisions and even just fucked up and hurt people.

And obviously your boundaries with your friends are completely up to you but you do need to recognize that if you cut off everyone who has done something wrong, you’re going to end up with no friends (and you yourself will have also fucked up in your life, and not lived up to those impossible standards either).

I’ve found it’s much more constructive to learn how to say “hey dude, that was massively fucked up of you,” because most people are really willing to say “yeah, it was, I need to work on it/not do it again/apologize and make things right” ESPECIALLY if they are hearing it from you as their friend.

[sandersstudies]

Sometimes the kindest thing you can do for another person is to tell them that they’ve done something wrong, help them fix it, and stay their friend because it’s what we would want from them if we did something wrong.

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[were-wolfdog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rubenslikk-cspg]

[pagingmrhermann]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Mind your business

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme