Language is doing.

My life is defined by the number of times I scream while driving.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

cannot stress enough the frenzied state i went into trying to learn how to capture video Solely so i could save this second-long yugioh clip

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real

[earthnation]

oops! accidentally ussyfied the english language!

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[siberiannette-deactivated202301]

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

[astrobro]

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

[crowcassette]

[massacre-girlypop]

People with ADHD speaking on any subject

[txttletale]

once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called 'the best pig at watching'. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching'. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching'. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching' and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up

[wordbending]

# this is what's going on with the UK prime minister situation

[slimetony]

The zoo has a controversial new program where they train great apes to drunk drive as a treatment for clinical depression

[marioclash]

[atrophy-husband]

Assemble them all to summon Exodia

[normal-horoscopes]

Ingredients to make a Homonculus with every disease

[chumbie]

[fagsromana]

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[cuntstable]

ive never seen anyone capture the feeling of meeting older dykes as well as this

[cuntstable]

[brown-forking-weed]

[mm-animation]

Bwaaa-helit

[pawcakes]

dont be afraid to be a cunt ... its the only thing we have left ...