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that’s his little guy!!
i couldn’t play hockey bc if my teammate dropped the gloves to defend me i’d imprint on them
leaked footage from ‘my dinner with hayden’
i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks
hayden is struggling in the postseason and says its bc he is "playing with a broken rib" and privately shane is thinking "okay but just one though jesus christ" and ilya is texting him like "is pike playing on severed legs" "broken rib" "ok???? just one????" and shane is like wow thank god finally someone who gets it
I think it would have been so fun and enriching for both Shane and Rose to have a little more time with Shane's situationship before the Hollanov Soft Launch. Neither of them ever went to college. They barely went to high school. They've been locked in on their respective high-intensity low-privacy careers since they were fifteen. Shane has been fucking with a fuckboi for seven years without ANYONE to talk to about it. Rose is just as starved for genuine human connection as Shane is.
They should have been given time to sit on Shane's couch while Rose plays Twenty Questions trying to get to the bottom of who Shane is fucking.
Shane should have told Rose about the Tampa hotel room and Rose should have hit him with a pillow and said, "NO. The fuck boy does NOT have a heart of gold, Shane Hollander."
Shane should have had the opportunity to text Rose, "I'm making a bad choice," and then two hours later, "Fuck I am DONE I am NEVER doing this again" because Ilya got up to shower too quickly and Shane hurt his own feelings about it.
There should be a series of texts in Rose and Shane's history that just say, "Relapsed," all of them sent at three in the morning accompanied by a selfie of Shane in Ilya's fuckass navy blue sheets. Rose's habitual response is Not a relapse if you never stopped 😐
They should have met up after Shane was up all night getting just absolutely railed into the mattress and Rose should have reached across the table to lift up Shane's hangover sunglasses and said, "That dick better be unbelievable," and Shane should have miserably said, "It is."
Shane should have gone incommunicado for four days after telling Rose that he was going to spend a long weekend in Boston and finally when Rose texts him a screen shot of an LAX -> BOS flight list and the words, "Proof of life or else." Shane just responds with a picture of Ilya's back turned and his hair a mess as he rummages in a cabinet for coffee beans. Rose responds, Whore. And then, two minutes later, Tell the fuck boy I said hi.
Ilya: I’m coming to the cottage
Shane, who was concussed and the highest a person has ever been and doesn’t remember inviting him: Wow, bold move from Rozanov but I’m into it.
adding one more penalty saga screenie to the pile because teeks eyes closed☝️mid complaint + michkov listening👀 made me laugh
tonight’s boring headcanon is brought to you by the fact that i think david’s a little nerdy and influenced shane to also be a little nerdy. david loves star wars and lord of the rings, and introduced shane at a young age. they’ve watched the movies, read all the books, did LEGO sets. and then one summer at the cottage after a day of swimming and eating hot dogs, shane makes ilya watch star wars, explaining all the lore and complexities along the way. but he’s bamboozled when ilya asks “and the robot is—” “droid” “and the droid is gay, yes?” and shane doesn’t know what he’s talking about but he points to c-3po (the cuntiest baddie in the universe) and shane’s horrified like “no he’s a droid he doesn’t have sexuality” and just to be antagonistic ilya is like 🙂↕️ “yes he is gay i know this for sure” and says r2d2 is his stout lover and shane is Bothered
hey duck
youre no good duck
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ya just like ya fatha
BOC's thoughts on RPF
Hey y'all, long post incoming!
The primary intended audience of this bit of meta is anyone who didn’t expect to find themselves in RPF-land – and yet. If that’s you and you stumbled across my Tumblr specifically, I’m guessing either you’ve come from Heated Rivalry fandom into learning more about hockey and then the Hockey RPF scene, or you stumbled into Shailinin (or other FSRPF) like I did due to Recent Events but without having spent a bunch of time in a semi-adjacent RPF fandom and are now feeling…weird…because RPF is just not something you do. And yet here you are. (Come to the dark side, darlings, we have all kinds of cookies adaptable for your personal nutritional needs.)
Secondary audiences are people who want to know more about me as a writer (since I’m trying to get more active with writing), and also…me, because I want to get all of this out in one place. As such, this post might be subject to editing. Originally written April 2026 but things change.
A while ago one of those posts went by that was like “the leads of the previous show you watched are now in the show you are currently watching. how do they handle it?” and I was like ok the heated rivalry boys in black sails would just. Die. They’d just die. RIP.
But the more I think about it the more I think the opposite is where the comedy is.
Like:
I cannot stop thinking about what a fucking year Ilya had in 2014
Putin warns gay people not to spread propaganda during Sochi Olympics
Every Western media outlet wants a sound bite from Ilya, a Russian superstar who’s lived in the West for five years, regarding the gay propaganda laws
Ilya has to thread the needle of neither denouncing or promoting Russia’s stance
Ilya leads the National Hockey Team to a demoralising crash out
The prettiest man in the world makes the unbelievably stupid decision that now is a good time and place to talk to each other in public for the first time ever
He is upbraided by his Papa
Sveta completely misreads what he needs, and he can’t even be mad about it because at least she’s trying
The Bolotnaya Square protesters are convicted
Russia moves troops into Crimea
He keeps frantically googling pictures of Shane in the middle of the night
Russian opposition leaders are detained
G8 suspends Russian membership
Boston makes the playoffs
The Russian government enacts laws tightening control of dissemination of information, categorising bloggers alongside journalists
The Donetsk and Luhansk referenda, unrecognised by the international community
Boston wins the Stanley Cup
Has panic attack in a bathroom, is immediately accused of being an asshole for arriving on time
Successfully convinces himself he’s capable of having sex with Shane without feelings, definitely doesn’t cry once he’s alone
Super super fun happy times summer with his ailing father
MH17 shot down by Russian-made missile
Russia hits back at sanctions by banning food imports, sends food prices soaring
Oil prices crash, halving Russia’s national budget
Foreign ownership in Russia media is capped
Has Totally No Strings No Feelings secret sex with Shane, everything is Chill
Russian financial crisis hits, prices of food up 40 to 50%, some KHL teams can’t even pay their players
And all throughout this, every time he opens Facebook he’s tagged in yet another hundred fucking ALS ice bucket challenges
Will genuinely never stop thinking about the interview where they asked Chris hemsworth mark ruffalo and Halle berry to guess the names of the couple in heated rivalry. And they were like. What’s heated rivalry. And the interviewer explained it to them and one of them went. “closeted hockey players…..? They can’t tell people they play hockey…………….?” Important to remember this exists in the world. #exiting my echo chamber
x come be bewildered with me.
fuck it. goncharov au of heated rivalry. ilya and shane are katya and sofia. svetlana is goncharov. this is so stupid and does not work even a little bit. scott hunter is icepick joe.
Listen Shane might’ve brought up the dubcon bellboy rp but Ilya had already started them in on ‘there’s only one bed.’ These boys finally get some time alone together and the first thing they do is start putting themselves in Situations, all the situations they wish they could be in in real life that seem so much more possible in the daylight at the cottage.
ongoing saga