Druella

[ladxrosier]

Sirius : Bellatrix you supposed to be on lockdown

Bellatrix : Sirius, you supposed to be dead.

Sirius : What? No

Bellatrix : What ? Yes because : Avada kedavra !

[hogwarts-my-love]

Hermione: Have you tried any extreme sports?

Ron: Doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it.

[ladxrosier]

Narcissa : Have you tried any extreme sports ?

Bellatrix : Trying not to kill absolutely everyone is one of them.

[ladxrosier]

Harry : * sees Draco praying *

Harry : Do you thank Merlin that I exist?

Draco : No, I thank him for giving us a week of peace.

Harry : What ?

Draco : It's been a week since no disaster happened. The house is in one piece, neither of us is in the hospital, or kidnapped or injured. It's a miracle

Harry : ...

[ladxrosier]

Siblings

Bella and Andi: *they are arguing*

Druella: That's enough, you are sisters! So stop your quarrels!

Cygnus and Walburga: *they enter the room screaming at each other*

Bella' and Andi: ...

Cygnus and Walburga: ...

Druella: *look at them really angry*

Bella: We are going to witness a double murder little sister.

[ladxrosier]

Descendants

Member of Carrow family: The descendants of the Malfoy and Black family will be perfect.

Lucius: Of course yes. My descendants are perfect. *try not to think to Scorpius*

Abraxas: *scratches his throat*

Druella: Good joke Lucius, good joke.

[ladxrosier]

Invitation

Druella: *receives an invitation card for a Narcissa dinner*

Cygnus: What is it?

Druella: An invitation for the war.

[ladxrosier]

Carpet

Bellatrix: *torture a mudblood*

Druella: Bellatrix you stained my new carpet !

Mudblood: I'm a joke to you?