Just Browsing

Late 20s, mostly just a lurker.

[finalfantasyvii]

when my dad kicked me out when i was 17 i bought an old laptop from my school, plugged it in under the floorboards in the shed, and started seeding Borderlands 2.

he's still getting charged to this day...

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[andreablog2]

You could tell me they are wearing mowalola and I’d believe you

[twistedpictures]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[aspiring highway bandit voice] oh yes absolutely your decentralized anticiv pastoral utopia with no form of organized or regulated transport of goods sounds incredible

[shocklabrynth]

this earth concept of being "hung over"... how strange.... on our planet we only drink nourishing elderberry elixirs... tell us more of this "rum and coke" you speak of, human...

[big-nothing]

[cats4cancer]

[aransmind]

go emo boys 🗣️‼️

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[spadefish]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[gokusclit]

like idk why people rlly think strap and dick r either 1 to 1 or strap is just the paler imitation of getting dick like they’re 2 completely different things and altho u can like both it doesn’t mean liking one will automatically mean u like the other 😭😭😭 idk why this is so hard to understand like it’s common sense..

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[lilyblisslys]

needing to shit at the club is so embarrassing…like girl people need to do ketamine here…

[jennifer1437]

us after snorting creatine off each others asses

replace "creatine" with "lesbian cocaine" and then ur smokin real shit

[kristina100000]

took way too many bumps what is happening to me