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Courtney. 23. The only thing better than a sense of humor is a rockin' pair of glutes.

[perfectquote]

“She was made to appear crazy by the man who drove her there.”

— r.h. Sin

[punkedelic-blog]

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horror movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[thinkyourhouseshaunted]

Midsommar is one of my favorite films of all time 'cause when I heard about it I couldn't believe they used the premise of "weird dangerous group of people" for white folks, not only that, but northen european folks that usually are held as the pinacle of culture and civilization. That is a role that has been only ever given to black and indiginous people (as far as I know). Think about Robinson Crusoé, the King Kong, the whole ideia that's reforced over and over in horror genre of "black magic" or "voodoo" or "evil canibalism". I was so thrilled that finally the bad guys weren't already marginalized ethinicities. I even thought before watching the movie "how will they manage to make these white people, who are always seen as the standard, seem like the dangerous other". Then I watched it and thought "they did it! That's some creep ass cult shit right here". But then I saw the popular opinions and got so sad. Because I was wrong. To white people, other white people will never be evil or cruel or wrong. No matter how dehumane their acts are, they will always be the good guys in each other's eyes. If the exact same story had been in a indiginous tribe you bet everyone would be saying "poor Dani, surrounded by savages" but as they're all blue eyed blonde cultists in the middle of european fields that becomes some "girl power cottagecore dream". And that's white feminism in its prime.

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[paladindyke]

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

[ruffboi-mags]

oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.

[patanu102]

[weareatgreg]

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

[ultrafacts]

Source More Facts

[foxfairy5]

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

[bryarly]

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

[ultrafacts]

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

[prokopetz]

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

[nekoama]

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

[roguetelemetry]

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

[ninety6tears]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

[that-one-lightning-queen]

@spiritspodcast

[mindbodyandaesthetic]

[nintendowii2011]

[iglovequotes]

https://iglovequotes.net/

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[raviposting]

me seeing people casually mention some ted bundy twitter artist in passing alongside everything else that happened november 5th