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i forgot life exists

[lady-yy]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

i log in and i seee this, oh how wonderful

[willow]

Ummmm I’m sensitive

[customemoji]

the flushed collection: wide-eyed, smushed (small eyes), flattened, squashed, skewed, lightly scrambled, VERY scrambled, bulged, pinched

[probablybadrpgideas]

Roll 1d8 on this list during character creation do determine your characters backstory

[super-metroid]

hey Disney i got a great idea for seven Tarzan sequels you’re not gonna believe

[minecraftarson]

hey guys u are now ur minecraft skin irl how fucked are you

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

[myothertardisisonthemun]

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

[numberlover1729]

wtf?

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Update:

[punkcherries]

ok mod names: professional looking straightforward and easy to interpret best mod names:

[secondclassvines]

[glibribs]

a screencap redraw

[badsciencejokes]

[kny111]

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

[wegadrive]

aeiou

[fooly-notsocooly-blog]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ottomantwerks]

999999

[spunkengine-deactivated20150414]

holla holla get $

[noneeyewithleftyork]

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden 

[deaderidan]

here comes another chinese earthquake abrbrbrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrbbrbrrbrbrbrbbrrbbrbrbrrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrr

[fagboysupreme]

snake

snake

snakee

[burloire]

question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point 

[animal-factbook]

[guccigoose]

Blasphemy

[froggods-deactivated20190331]

omg.. could u doodle a chicken in a cowboy hat and boots?

[chicken voice] howdy !

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[b0is]

[earthdad]

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

[valtsv]

oh boo hoo let me clap the world’s smallest ass cheeks