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She/Her | 20 something | 90% mobile (no I do not know why all my posts have an extra space)

[slygirlboy]

yea

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[despazito]

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[the-quasar-hero]

Have you ever had a 2 dollar bill?

Yes, several

Yes, once

I have one right now

No, but I’ve seen one before

No, I’ve never had or seen one but I’ve heard about them

I’ve never seen or heard of them.

I’ve never possessed U.S currency before

Voting ended onJul 26

And yes, they’re real, here’s mine!

[tartrazeen]

You guys could've had a lovely toonie like Canada, but you went for paper :(

[the-quasar-hero]

Idk what that means but I’m willing to take offense from it.

[bread-making-vikings]

canadian $1 coin has a loon (bird) on it, so is called a loonie. $2 coin is thus called a toonie (two-oonie) for symmetry

[veryluckyclovers]

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[pokemon]

Official Art by James Turner for the Playful Partners collection on Pokémon Center

[druidinvirginia]

mountain hydrangea

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[sycamorality]

"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

[sycamorality]

this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

[suchprettypieces]

Truly, I believe this.

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

lesson of the day:

[muzantropic]

Long conversation / Долгий разговор Natalia Livitchuk, 2016