I feel like you’re the right person to receive this knowledge of someone being Confidently Incorrect.
At my workplace, we have this resident who loves to complain. And, as is often the case, he is picky about his food. Recently the breakfast special included scrambled eggs with salsa and cheese. He sent the kitchen a note that read: “chickens don’t eat salsa! Why would you put that on eggs?” Now, this is a fascinating stance because:
1.) …they…don’t? These omnivorous yard dinosaurs? Since when?
2.) is he implying that he wants chicken feed on his eggs?
3.) no problem with the cheese for some reason???
4.) coming back to the omnivorous yard dinosaur point, I’m under the impression that many chickens would actively have to be STOPPED from eating salsa
Anyway, I hope you got a smile out of this.
That's hilarious! If I worked in that kitchen I would put chicken feed on his eggs next time. I would get fired, but my god. He deserves that.
Chickens would also absolutely eat salsa. They shouldn't really have onions but if it was made without them then yeah they'd go ham safely!
Everyone knows that chickens, famously not mammals and therefore have little ability to suggest lactose, love to eat cheese. That's not even a joke, they do. They would fight god for cheese which isn't really saying a lot they'd fight god for no reason.
Clearly the guy doesn't know anything about chickens or eggs.
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