Lady Applesauce and her Weblog Adventures

My name is Gabrielle, I'm a 34yo WLW transwoman, a giant nerd, a shameless fangirl, and occasional obsessive tumbr person. You''re on my blog reading this, and that's pretty neat! My Fandoms: Shit I don't know,, but I love and watch a lot of shows and stuff. My life is a relatively open book on tumblr, so ask away!

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[ladyapplesauce]

I am still a difficult difficult lemon difficult truther. but hard lime difficult time is good.

[incorrect-crashtos]

Victoria: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. Trinity, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Mel: Wow, Victoria was late too! What a coincidence!

[ladyapplesauce]

Trinity "I'm things" Santos

[incorrect-crashtos]

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Victoria: What? I don't have a partner… Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Victoria: Oh my god, you have Trinity.

[incorrect-crashtos]

Samira: If a woman tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send. Victoria: I don't know, I don't think that's true. Trinity said I have nice hands the other day. Samira: Victoria.

[incorrect-crashtos]

Trinity: Are you coming to bed? Victoria: I can't. This is important. Trinity: What? Victoria: Someone is wrong on the internet.

[incorrect-crashtos]

Trinity: So you like cats? Victoria: Yeah. Trinity: tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table

[ladyapplesauce]

I reject Vic liking cats. Victoria shares Shabana's ridiculous cat phobia. that said. Trinity would do this.

[incorrect-crashtos]

Trinity: looks over Victoria’s shoulder at their laptop What the fuck? Victoria: slams screen shut It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it! Trinity: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs? Victoria: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know! Trinity: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction. Victoria, offendedly: You don’t know that! Trinity: I hear no denial.

[ladyapplesauce]

she just like me for real

[incorrect-crashtos]

Victoria: Well, it's time to move to Plan 2. Trinity: Plan B, you mean? Victoria: That would insinuate I only have twenty-six plans.

[ladyapplesauce]

Victoria Javadi is absolutely the Scott Cyclops Summers of the Pitt. No further questions.

[incorrect-crashtos]

Samira: How did you realize that you're in love with Trinity? Victoria: I'm in love with Trinity?

[incorrect-crashtos]

Victoria: If you were a hockey player, you'd be a center because you like being the center of attention. Trinity: And if you were a hockey player, you'd be a goalie because you're weird as hell.

[ladyapplesauce]

The Pitt PWHL crossover when? Okay fine, I'm adding "Trinity takes Crash to a PWHL game" to my planning document. Hope you're happy.

[rabbitkinglune777]

felt like reposting crystal

(She/Her) ❄️🦭🏳️‍⚧️

[rabbitkinglune777]

its not my account without her. also she does seaspeak and tummy slaps. also dating an orca trans girl (#t4t sealife)

[rabbitkinglune777]

black coded too....I forgot how popular crystal is....good for her

[worldtherewithin]

[karatekamania]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[ladyapplesauce]

I literally only ever scroll it on accident because I didn't notice that the horrible fucking app switched again.

[mariasont]

WHICH PITT MEMBER DO YOU HOOK UP WITH ON VACAY? ── .✦ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

the question is not if you're hooking up with someone on this trip. the question is who.

✦ take the quiz: here!

reblog this post and let me know what you got! <3

this was part of my 2 year celebration: maria's summer in santorini 𓆉°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ to learn more, click here!

MARIA'S SUMMER IN SANTORINI MASTERLIST

[itsallyuriagegap]

Oh nooooo what shame 😩

[lostamongthefearnes]

yuhhhhhhh🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[blueeyesshyskies]

I also got Samira, so we’re gonna have to share 😛

[santospilled]

i got dennis and i am ready to end it all.

[ladyapplesauce]

Mel is very cute. I think Mel is a very plausible vacation hookup for me, personally. I am devastated that I didn't get any of the women I'm completely obsessed with, even though Mel makes more sense.