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I need y’all to know that I’ve sold multiple copies of Death Stranding to mothers who are buying it because Norman Reedus and/or Mads Mikkelsen are “sexy as hell” but otherwise don’t play video games and are planning to steal the PlayStation from their husbands for a week, and I truly love and support every single one of them in the quest to live their best lives
repressed emos on october 31st, 2019:
I found a tool that let’s you figure out whether men are dominating the conversation or not.
Seriously that’s all it does. I’m feeling cheeky today, so I thought I’d share.
welp, i’ll be using this in every meeting i attend
So I work at a pretty progressive company so at t the last meeting I brought a click counter and I clicked it every time a man cut someone off. I used a pen pad to keep track of the women cutting someone off. Because it happened twice. Both times after they’d been cut off and were trying to finish a sentence. Eventually the men noticed the clicking and would pause and look around. At the end of the meeting I told them the results. In a one hour meeting men had cut someone off a total of 236 times. Two hundred and thirty six.
Two more meetings and you can pavlov your coworkers into not interrupting women
i know i always talk about this but. “don’t go where i can’t follow” is such a wild line. it’s literally 6 words and yet
jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out
This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job
“she’s LITERALLY me”
If you liked any of these girls growing up you are VERY likely to be gay now
My cat: *kneading his blanky*
Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake
me: okay, before we go through with this, i just have one question. is the aversion to garlic like, a lactose intolerance thing where you can consume it but you’ll regret it later, or is it more of a severe, potentially lethal allergic reaction kinda sitch?
vampire: *pausing mid-bite* why… does it matter?
me: i’m just not sure if this immortality deal is really worth it if i can never eat garlic again
no but seriously. how much garlic does it take to actually repel a vampire? there are no specific measurements as far as i’m aware, which on the one hand suggests that it’s just any amount at all, but on the other hand it makes vampires look kind of weak and shitty if they can be successfully warded off by a speck of garlic powder in my blood
vampire: now, i know you’re new to this whole vampirism thing, but using that much garlic in your cooking surely can’t agree with you-
me: buddy, i was lactose intolerant before i turned. i’ve suffered worse for less.
angel: aren’t you supposed to be repelled by salt? that must be so painful
demon: i’m already damned to eternal torment in hell, do you really think i’m going to torture myself with bland, unseasoned food as well? no thank you *pops another salt and vinegar chip in their mouth and winces*
faerie: you are aware that iron dampens our magic, right?
other faerie: i will die before i stop eating chocolate and that is a threat
I am truly enjoying looking at promotional shots from the upcoming Terminator movie. No reason. No reason at all. Just good wholesome anticipation of a movie I’m definitely going to see in theatres.
Yeah the uh... the writing, and the dialogue, and the soundtrack sound great.
The premise just seems so interesting.
no offense but… whats the point in saying something rude about someone’s favorite things to their face just bc you don’t personally like it or have the same taste as them… like what do u get out of that interaction other than prove that you can’t respect your friend’s interests
The thing that makes me giggle about Letterkenny is that it’s marketed as “that show about redneck small town Ontario” and it lures in dudebros with plots about beer/hockey/farts/fighting/sex but then it casually has 2 gay characters, 2 bisexual characters, 1 polyamorous character, a whole bunch of poc, doesn’t slut shame women, pointedly punches guys that honk at women, and is pro-choice.
like, haha beer and farts, by the way don’t talk to women if they don’t want to talk to you.
My favorite thing about Queer Eye is the Fab 5 knowing when something is not theirs to do. Like Jonathan knowing he's not the best person to fade natural hair so he calls someone who can. Antoni listening to and following the American-Mexican women and their recipe instead of saying no, I can teach this person how to cook traditional Mexican food even though I'm polish-Canadian.
Karamo taking women to meet other women because, while men celebrating femininity is wonderful, men leading the conversation on it at the expense of women’s voices is very much not
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