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redscrawl

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

#I should pin this as a proceed with caution sign

goodsirs

Widow's Bay 1.10 "We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!"

#quote of all time #like truly I will never stop quoting this. ilysm Ruth #widow's bay

moiraxrose

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

#and this somehow perfectly explains the vibes #everyone watch widows bay right now #widow's bay

My sore body got my walking like Patricia Widow’s Bay

jyunkyard

That’s HIS tumblr sexyman ok

#cuuuuuuuuuuuties they’re so pathetic!#spamtenna #deltarune

kingofthepitt

widow's bay. s01e01.

#I immediately knew I had found the show for me #widow's bay

beyourghost

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

4 weeks post op and I went for a RUN!!!

Ruth widows bay voice I did two miles!

I am so sore and life is amazing and beautiful and glorious

#I even bought myself some fresh new hokas for my grand return #my first run since at least December. I could cry #telling myself I have to start real easy and do my strength training so I don’t fuck myself over #personal #running

funtergeist

???

#castle town continues to get freakier and freakier #tenna #battat #deltarune

boog-how

congratulations.

#crying over ur dead wife when ur dead wife is actively losing to a human platypus #<- prev pleaseeeee #atghnghhhhhc #spamtenna #deltarune

piononnai

you did it, battat.

#employee of the year #battat

stuckinapril

Very true

#absolutely incredibly true. I am living this

BIG win today: instead of spending my toddler’s nap also napping, I. Worked. OUT.

And baby it humbled me real quick. I loved it.

#still too nervous to run so I did a lil 30 min full body circuit #bc I love chaos and being sore everywhere I guess #used our bike for the first time to warm up. can you bruise your crotch #muscle memory only goes so far. I’m beat #personal

cathode-gay-tube

Pounded in the Butt By My Handsome Sentient Television

Spamtenna meets Chuck Tingle in this sexy and self-aware romp!

Spamton G. Spamton is tired. Nothing seems to go his way in life, be it work, friendship, or love. Staring down the barrel of stagnation, his sole source of comfort is his beloved television, offering an easy escape to anywhere he could imagine.

A lonely night at home changes everything. The power of his latent desire brings his television to life, and this handsome host wants nothing more than to please… but only once Spamton accepts his love, and learns to love himself along the way.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on TV action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, creampies, and the power of self-acceptance.

Read on Archive Of Our Own!

Inspired by seeing Chuck Tingle on tour recently, I proudly present...... THIS. There's nothing else I can add. Go read it! Love is real!!!

#DUDE this cover art has me howling #thank you for the gifts I owe you my life #LOVE IS REAL

Happy Colombian Independence Day and also Tenna winning sexyman 2026 day.

#both v historical dates

standard-human

MIKE! REBUILD THE SET! REBUILD MY KIDS! KILL A POLITICAL FIGURE! YOU KNOW THE ONE!

normal-sane-era

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

#congrats tenna nation we did it #deltarune #tenna #tumblr sexymen poll

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