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@ladyhawke8080

Hi! I'm Pilar. I'm awesome. I'm into TVD and I ship Damon/Elena because of all the reasons. Also, I hate Stefan with the blazing heat of a thousand suns, so . . . there's that. THIS IS A MULTI-FANDOM BLOG (PS I don't trigger warn and I won't reassure you that your faves will be okay.)

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catchymemes

30-minute-memes

and-down-we-go

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid

petersspideysense

my favorite thing ever is anthony and sebastian having a dilemma over who officially gets the title of “america’s ass”

synthient

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

castielcampbell

catchymemes

stanford-pines

this is the darkest timeline

babbeesooboss

ebronics

ladyhawke8080

I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

birdoflastsummer

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

tyler-strand

“Because the strong man who has known power all his life, may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows… compassion.”

★ Happy 101st Steve Rogers / Captain America. (July 4th, 1918)

sersi

loveholic198

“Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call.”

ladyhawke8080

MARIAH.

sandandglass

comeonpouty-blog

We have come so far.

ladyhawke8080

I can’t…

thezion27

Christina on what its like kissing Manny!!!

So, a fan wanted me to ask a Good Girls question. “What was it like having your kissing scenes with Rio?” So, how was that in real life, shooting it, the scenes?

Easy. I mean, he’s a great actor and, we have great chemistry working together and…He’s just…it’s just a very sort of respectful work. You know, it’s funny, because I know people love, they love it. We, of course, we love that. It’s exciting and stuff, but it’s not as…it’s much more professional than anyone would think.

ladyhawke8080

I'm so glad she said this...bc...I mean... it's all staged?... and like...awkward?... and I love it... but fans need to chill, lol.

sarahseeandersen

trumpgrets

While the president’s poll numbers remain high in rural areas, farmers hurt by weather and trade disputes worry he won't live up to his promises.

“Martinmaas, whose family homesteaded this land in 1888, said his farm operation lost more than $700,000 last year. He’s had to put a moratorium on buying new equipment, and he’s stuck with grain bins full of soybeans, because China isn’t buying. ”

whereas if i lost $700,000 in a year, i’d be worse than bankrupt 🤔

pretty sure that’s true for most of the ‘coastal elites’ this guy disdains

so excuse me if my sympathy is lacking