you are seen

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[charl0ttan]

Hi charlotte, i saw your tags on the Amazing Physical Circus post and wanted to let you know that when I went to elementary school in the early 2010s that kinda stuff was still there! it was just really sad, and old, and broken. it was probably bought around the same year your school bought it LOL

anygays fund public schools so they can have more of the good dodgeballs!!!

!!!

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[kyropinesis]

when my family was driving back home from a family reunion, a truck two cars ahead of us dropped a couch, the car ahead of us swerved out of the way, and we hit it. the wood went deep through one of the headlights

so yeah, that is a truck i do not trust

[sloppystyle]

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[maidthings]

we just need to start killing

[annabelle--cane]

did you know you can just not say bizarrely condescending things to / about kids? yeah you don't actually have to do that, they lifted that rule. you legit can just not do it. you don't even have to do it on social media, even when you perceive an out-group you don't like as being composed primarily of children, you're literally allowed to disagree with ideas without claiming that you have unquestionable social authority over people younger than you. you're free to say Literally Anything Else. I know, it surprised me, too.

[artoatsblog]

Non-transfems when they get told to not use they/them for a she/her trans women.

[sapphling]

the way many of you engage with trans women with the implicit belief that they cannot possibly have any understanding of or personal experience with sexual violence, despite the social and economic factors of transmisogyny making them very much both the most vulnerable people to it within queer communities and the people with the least recourse and fewest survivor resources, is deeply deeply unsubtle

[decompose1]

does anyone remember that "androphobia" is a real word that means being genuinely Afraid of men. and it's mostly used to describe women who are intensely scared of men following abuse/assault. and this is a whole thing where you can have a service dog that keeps men away. because i remember that, having known several women both cis and trans who were like this, and it really is odd to see the term misused as another word for misandry lol that is not what it means

[sunkissedpages]

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one