Professional Dragon Trainer

Sarah. She/her. 28. PA. I am cringe but I am free.

[9e978e]

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[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[triangleguy]

[pinklocksoflove]

[eggtrolls]

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

[bedupolker]

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

[alisonzai]

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[enlightened-moth]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[pmamtraveller]

UNHELD — Lina Poluna, 2026, Oil on canvas

[junietuesday]

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

[catboy-joyfriend]

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

[pankomako]

[etherea1ity]

Kuju Flower Park, Japan

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens