ketchup is for winners, ted!

sam, she/her/hers been here so long I don’t know how to leave

[human-adjacent]

new babygirl alert

[json-derulo]

he’s five feet tall. he’s an unethical loan shark. he’s a rogue do-gooder. he’s got sick yakuza back tats (probably). he’s a weird little freak. he runs a crime syndicate that seemingly doesn’t do any actual crime. he’s got so much drip it’s criminal. he’s a tumblr sexyman. his best friends are an old-timey henchman and his enormous scary pet worm. he has kendrick-vs-drake-level beef with some rich lady. I didn’t say a name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

[sharktunarts]

i am not immune to short king propaganda…

[goodsirs]

Severance 2.10 "Cold Harbor"

[sheryl-lee]

This desk used to have four seats. Our friend Irving is gone, and they want our whole department gone. If he gets out, we're dead. They're gonna turn us off like fucking machines. You've seen them do it. I know you've lost friends, too. And you could be next. You could be next. They give us half a life and think we won't fight for it.

Severance (2022-) 2.10 - Cold Harbor dir. Ben Stiller

[bookpdf]

lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

[royalarmyofoz]

SEVERANCE 2.10

[crabdicated]

IT MEANS EAT SHIT MR DRUMMOND!!!!!!!!!!

[maycate]

mark: im not coming to work today and its none of your fucking business why. fuck you

milchick: (through tears) please come back mr scout

mark: oh. ok um. yes sir ill be back immediately i swear my wife’s life on it

[strangesmallbard]

milchick brought to tears when mark is just. super real with him for a second. it’s just work. it’s just life. what about balance? what has milchick sacrificed for a balance that lumon’s version of whiteness defined. your words are needlessly complex. your self is needlessly complex. it’s just work. it’s just work. it’s just work. i think he should get to hit drummond with a rock

[lovebeatriceplz]

[manny-jacinto]

SEVERANCE (2022–) #02.09 ‘The After Hours

[rizahawkais]

SEVERANCE | The After Hours

[norseminuteman]

[threeicedcreams]

Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

[lousolversons]

Tramell Tillman as Seth Milchick SEVERANCE | 2x04 | Woe's Hollow

[forbescaroline]

11k celebration: top 50 m/f friendships (as voted by my followers) #11. eleanor shellstrop and jason mendoza - the good place