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ladyjonquilinthenorth >> @sansastargaryens
âThey tumble downâ and âand no net ensnares meâ
Oohh thank you! Iâll check them out!
Can anyone point me in the direction of some long, canon-era Jonsa fics? Something along the lines of my all-time favorite, an actual work of art, Let Me Steal You by @rideswraptors.Â
Thanks!
jon: all my life iâve wanted to be a stark
sansa:
Dani on how to flirt: insult his murdered brother in the first few seconds. Later threaten to let his entire country die.Â
Before all that, make him your prisoner. Donât forget to call him your inferior constantly by denying his title. Also, make sure to inform him that his dad was a murderous traitor.
And make sure to acusse him of being in open rebellion against you. That never fail.
And letâs not forget: Show him the motherly love you have for huge ugly fire-breathing monsters aka weapons of mass destruction and look at them as if they are cute happily gurgling babies.
Itâs also important to tell him you believe his entire country is in real danger but refuse to help if he doesnât become your pet. Thatâs really romantic
Also, make sure you accuse him of being too proud to save the lives of his people.
Make it clear to him that you are a special snowflake and better than everyone else because if your massive fire lizards. Thatâs sure to get him all hot and bothered.
Display a sexy tantrum aimed at one of your âtrustedâ advisors. Accuse them of having th audacity of not wanting to kill their own kin to further your cause - heâll love it!!
Show off your potential dominance in the bedroom by suggesting that you fly off and burn down the Keep of the capital. His tongue will be hanging out, for sure!
Ask his opinion on something, just to completely ignore him and burn hundreds of people anyway. Thatâs a massive turn on.
This post is better than Cosmo
When you have sex, do nothing else. Donât undress each other, donât kiss beforehand. Just lie there, pretending youâre a fish. Make it more difficult for him by keeping your legs closed, and donât ask him to give you the lordâs kiss, heâs exerting himself enough already. Look vaguely interested as he has a panic attack on top of you. Heâll never get enough!
This post is a gift that keeps on giving
Tell him you will help him save his people under the condition that he becomes your pet. Once the condition is met, change the conditions, cause you really didnât wanna help anyway.Â
After all, trust and compromises are wildly overrated and unnecessary in relationships.
Donât forget to be a forgeign invader and then not tell your âtrue loveâ about u burning his best mates family and force people to kneel to you with the threat of being barbecued.
Erase his brother and disrespect House Stark. You donât care about them, so why should he?
Even if you saw with your own eyes that he was always saying the truth about the coming end of the world and that he needs as much help as possible to save humanity still whine about that throne you want so much and about that mean lady (she refused to give it to you as soon as you arrived in this country đ±). You deserve it because your father was the rightful King ( he just had a little problem with burning people alive but you love to do it too so itâs not a problem) and it belongs to your extraordinary family ( full of crazy ancestors). He will understand that your problem is just as important as the end of the world and he will ask you about your fertility issues because he wants to have babies with you.
Make sure you send him on the most elaborately stupid suicide mission you can think of, so that you can come in later and save his ass. He wonât have a choice but to thank you in any way possible
Burn his best friendâs familyÂ
Damn. Iâve been doing it all wrong.
Hand over one of your WMDs to the enemy so it can remove the only barrier keeping them from swarming the country as a result of that awesome suicide mission to prove to you the threat heâs adamant about is real.
Y'all really made this post go off.
After sending him on the stupid suicide mission that almost got him killed and where he saw his uncle dying, lurk in the doorway like a creep while someone else undresses him. Prop yourself on his bed without an invitation and as soon as he opens his eyes guilt trip the injured hero with your own fire breathing lizard drama. Make sure not to ask him how heâs feeling or what happened! The last thing you want to do is make his near death experience about him!Â
Make sure you follow all the steps mentioned above for a Happily Ever After! If you follow the steps just right, his Dick Of Redemption might just cure your womb. Remember: only a targaryen dick can prego a targaryen chick.
#TargaryenBloodPurityMatters
It. Got. BETTER!
âonly a targaryen dick can prego a targaryen chick.â
IâM DYINNNNNGGGGG
this entire thread is pure, unadulterated gold! Â
Temper Tantrums
âSnow and ice and cold made Vermax ill-tempered, it is said, so the prince did not linger long amongst the northmen,â
-Fire & Blood, George R.R. Martin
The above passage if from the new book on Targaryen History, specifically from the section on the Dance of the Dragons. Jacaerys Velaryon, the son of the disputed Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen embarks on a journey, together with his dragon, Vermax, to various lords to ask for their support of his mother in her claim to the throne.
When he arrives at Winterfell to treat with Lord Cregan Stark, Vermax is described reacting adversely to the cold climes of the North, understandably, as he is a creature of fire.Â
Assuming D&D are aware of this fact of dragon behavior, it seems Dragon Mama is in for a couple of temper tantrums upon her arrival north.Â
And it goes without saying, when dragon babies are upset, Dragon Mama is furious.
Stay tuned for Part 2 on the Pact of Ice & Fire.Â
Many, many thanks to @kellyvela for help in accessing this material, and all those who offered their assistance. You are the best!
A Request
Do any of my fellow Jonsas have Fire & Blood handy? Iâm looking for a few specific quotes from the section of Jacareys Velaryonâs (sp?) visit to Winterfell.Â
@fedonciadale @lady-in-a-song @lostlittlesatellites @ladyandtheghost @thelawyerthatwaspromised @nutellaninja0001 @jonsa101
I got a copy already, thank you for your help!
A Request
Do any of my fellow Jonsas have Fire & Blood handy? Iâm looking for a few specific quotes from the section of Jacareys Velaryonâs (sp?) visit to Winterfell.Â
@fedonciadale @lady-in-a-song @lostlittlesatellites @ladyandtheghost @thelawyerthatwaspromised @nutellaninja0001 @jonsa101
LET MICHELE SPEAK
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iâll be perfectly happy with even just one costume change if itâs a wedding dress paired with a Stark/Targ cloak!
Lyanna: I donât want to marry the Baratheon boy I want to marry YOU. #ROBERTS REBELLION
Robb: I donât want to marry the Frey girl I want to marry YOU. #RED WEDDING
Jon: I donât want to marry the Dragon queen I want to marry YOU. #TARGBOWL
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sometimes i get sad thinking about jon & sansaÂ
like im thinking about their first time together and it would probably be so soft and tender and wonderful, especially for her. but how hard it must be for jon, seeing her covered in scars, knowing someone had put them on her body? how sad he must have been inside, knowing someone had hurt her the way ramsay had hurt her. and joffrey too.Â
he would be so gentle with her, knowing sheâd never been treated right by a man in all of her life, except by their father. and even he failed her in some ways (dont fucking talk to me about lady, alright??). she needed a man to protect her and all she got were monsters. she needed someone to love and cherish her and all she got was abuse and neglect.Â
i dont even think theyâre first time undressing for each other leads to sex. honestly, i imagine jon touching every single scar she has, and sansa touching his too. they both know how long its taken them to get to this very moment and its not about sex its about being intimate with each other in ways beyond that. they spend all night talking about their scars because its what they need. now that theres time to talk, they need to unload SO MUCH on each other because up until now, thereâs been no time. thereâs been nothing but war and struggles and threats of death. they deserve hundreds of nights of just laying in bed with one another, finally being able to come to terms with everything theyâve been through, alone and together.Â
im drunk & caught up in my feels :(Â
i just want happy endings for them. thats all i want.Â
Thank you for making me cry first thing in the morning â„ïž
What are some parallels/similarities between Sansa and Good Queen Alysanne? Are there any?
Dear nonny,
Are there any? You must be kidding me. There are tonsâŠ.
I mentioned a few in one of my Fire and Blood posts (here), and I talked about Sansaâs and Alysanneâs parallel personalities in an ask answer (here).
I would also alert you to this post by @undeadmanbun where they go into detail about a parallel in the show.
There is a thread on @jonsameta for the âAlysansaâ parallels (here).
And there is also this post by @jonsansasource where you can find most of the parallels (x). I would alert you to the fact that this was published shortly after season 6 aired. The Jonsa fam has been talking about Sansa/Alysanne parallels for ages.
Sorry, for directing you mostly to the reblogs on my own blog, but this is where I found the posts in question. I do think that @queenalysansa had a post about this as well, but I couldnât find it.
You could probably search on @jonsameta for Alysanne Targaryen, there are more posts, visual parallels to the pictures in the Fire and Blood book etc.
The Sansa/Alysanne parallels bug the antis so much - which should show you how obvious they areâŠ. One of them argued that Alysanne - of whom Septon Barth said, that as a man she could have become a maester - could not possibly be Sansa (despite the fact, that she is polite, kind, loves romance etc. etc.) because Sansa is not as intelligent.
It is canon after all that Sansa was not good in math. Sry, not sry, in our world we have actual professors at university - which is the equivalent of the citadel - who are not good at math. Because, although I would be first in saying that math is important, there are some fields there it is not necessary to know math. Sansa knows her history, her genealogy, she is talented in the arts, has organisational talents and she has a very high emotional intelligence. But she canât do sums, therefore she canât be Alysanne (when we know nothing about Alysanneâs math talents). And all because the logical conclusion of Sansa/Alysanne parallels is very close to Jonsa. Jaehaerys as a Jon stand-in is also very obvious after all.
So, have a nice time reading all about these ânon-existingâ parallels! And just for the record: Me appreciating the Sansa/Alysanne parallels does not meant I want Sansa to become a Targ or ride a dragon. No thanks, Targs can keep that.
Thanks for the ask!
Hum... idk, maybe because the entire tag is full of metas claiming that Sansa is a queen who can never be wrong and is smarter than everyone while Jon is useless? I have nothing against jonsa, and I don't care about jonerys ether, but this seems contradictory to me.
Ok. You seem to confuse the metas focusing on Sansaâs character and her role in the story and the posts putting Sansa against Jon. I assure you, those two are very different. There is much focus on Sansa in the jonsa tag, Iâll give you that, but Iâm sure it hasnât escaped your notice that thereâs also a huge amount of hatred for the character outside of the jonsa/sansa stark fandoms, so writing in her defense almost became a reflex at this point. Jon is a popular character, so the same problem doesnât apply to him.
Plus, you know, S8 is going to start airing soon and itâs fun to speculate on Sansaâs reaction to Jonâs decision and Danyâs arrival in Winterfell. Especially since sheâs the one whoâll most likely handle the political consequences of Jonâs true parentage. The Northern lords will be pissed, thatâs for sure.
Iâd like to make one thing clear here. I do not and have never thought Jon to be useless and dumb. Not during the Battle of Bastards and not during his trip to Dragonstone.
What were the facts in Jonâs possesion when he left Winterfell? A - The Night King and his army are coming. B- The North is alone in this fight. C - If Westeros cannot find a way to unit against a common ennemy, then theyâre all doomed.
Thatâs it, thatâs all he knows. We know that Bran is the one who will ultimately save them all. Jon doesnât ( he doesnât even know that Bran is alive). All he knows for sure is that they need allies AND weapons. Danyâs dragons may not make much difference in the end, but she has the men and she controls the access to the dragonglass.
So Jon left. And he came back with 2 dragons, weapons and an army.
Doesnât mean that I agree with all his decisions, mind you, but legit the only thing that would make me call him dumb is if the writers truly decide to go with the âhe gave away the North for looooovvveeeeeeâ route. There has to be more to his decision. If there isnât, then not only is he dumb, but heâs also a traitor.
EDIT: also, I donât consider Sansa to be the smartest of them all or anything. She can and has been wrong in the past. But she learns from her mistakes and makes sure to never repeat them. Thatâs one of her many strengths. Sansaâs political skills are vital in the long term and if you canât see that my friend, then idk what to tell you.
I think I know where the original poster is coming from, being on the Jonsa tag, I have seen more than my fair share of Jon is dumb or a traitor which makes me upset. He has literally given everything to protect Sansa even putting his own life on the line for her more than once. He is the Starkiest of the Starks even Cat thought that Jon looked more than Ned than Robb did and was jealous of that. Jon is a Hero and heroes do dumb and reckless things when they survive they are heroic when they donât they are tragic but still heroes.
I don't in any way, shape, or form, support and Jonerii baby, but this cracked me up!