Kellet

Mother. Gamer. Artist. Fangirl.

[casblackfeathers]

Castiel Alphabet Series: ↳ E || Eyes Appreciation

[A ; B ; C ; D]

[ladykellet]

Cause danm.....

[talths]

destiel au where soulmates have flower tattoos appear on their skin when the other gets injured for xmaehughes

this was such a fab prompt it made me v emotional thinking about it

[ladykellet]

When someone starts writing I want to know ASAP cause I will read the shit out of this

[agusvedder]

F u c k .

[ladykellet]

Second....

[ladykellet]

I decided to try to color in Photoshop. It's my first real go at it. Art is not by me. A commission of my old Gaia Online avatar.

[ladykellet]

This is a drop of water. Make it what you will. Testing my hands at photoshop.

[gahdamnpunk]

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

[blueinkblot]

The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s memory of other diseases. So all those times you’ve gotten sick? Your body’s memory cells no longer remember those illnesses, so even if you get the same type of illness again your body will react like it’s the first time you’ve been sick.

It’s so much worse than “just a disease”. 

[viostormcaller]

Measles does WHAT

[virginiaisforhaters]

in the most simple terms, measles causes something called immune amnesia, basically, you have these things called memory cells (b cells and memory t cells) and those things keep a record of the infections that you’ve had previously so they can fight them off. memory b and t cells are the seniors in your bodies high school, they’ve seen this shit before, they’re prepared, and they know how to deal with it by creating a secondary immune response. basically, they see some bully they know has tried to fight them before, and they call in reinforcements to fight that bitch off. this is why you might sometimes feel sick from a cold for a few days and then be okay, its your immune system remembering that you had that cold before and it knows how to deal with it. 

your body also has these things called macrophages, they’re basically white blood cells that vore foreign particles before they can hurt you. the macrophages in your lungs have something called signaling lymphhocytic activation molecules (which we’re gonna call SLAM, as in “come on and slam and welcome to the jam, welcome to the space jammmmm alright alright alright alright). we dont really need to get too much into what they do because this isnt cell bio but basically SLAM has a HIGHHHHH affinity for MV (measles virus). MV basically uses SLAM to corrupt these vore cells, it hijacks them and uses them to transport itself to the nearest lymph nodes to disseminate themselves (fuck your shit up). in the lymph tissue they come into contact with these memory cells, which, you guessed it, also have SLAM. so measles infects these cells as well and then spreads through the body. so your immune system basically freaks out and is like KILL EVERYTHING and you lose those memory cells, which pretty much turns your immune system into a freshman. you dont know whats going on, you havent experienced any of this shit before, and you have no idea how to handle anything other than freaking out (and later on finding out you have an anxiety disorder and why didnt anyone catch that before now?? anyway high school sucks). fortunately our bodies are kind of fucking cool and you get more cells back pretty quickly, but in the shittiest turn of events these new cells have basically NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING EXCEPT MEASLES. hence the amnesia part. its not like, a forever thing, immune memory comes back in 2-3 years, but believe me when i say those 2-3 years are gonna fucking suck. so the moral of this story is 

VACCINATE YOUR KIDS and also viruses are cool but they suck (just like me)

[porcupine-girl]

Mother fucker, I did not know that last stuff. I already have a shitty immune system due to having lymphoma a decade ago, the ABSOLUTE LAST thing I fucking need is for any of my immune system to start forgetting shit. I’ma ask my doctor for a measles titer just to make extra-double-sure I don’t need a booster or anything.

[pimentogirl]

I fell behind on my postings, but…

ta-dah

[ladykellet]

Ohhhhhh shit.....

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[adhdmedic]

[brawltogethernow]

#it’s so obvious they named it based on how we inconvenience them rather than what it actually does to us

There it the fuck is.

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[not-mary-sue]

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal

[magnificent-winged-beast]

Jensen Ackles SDCC 2019

I beg you pardon? 😳

The question was:

WHAT ARE YOU MOST EXITED THING YOU WANT TO TACKLE WITH YOUR CHARACTER THIS FINAL SEASON?

ANSWER: CAS

Full interview

[lil-sister-winchester]

Don’t you cry no more...

[deanwinchesters]

the ‘supernatural is ending and i’m dying’ moodboard

[winchester-reload]

Rock on, boys

[armellin]

I was wondering how many times I drew Cas though this year, and it appeared to be 25(I still might be wrong) Cas’ arts on my library. I thought it would be like 5… Enjoy! =)

Yo ucan find prints and stuff here - Society6/RedBubble

[lucyintheskywithdiamonds16]

Bromance/Romance

Alright, guys. 

THIS ISN’T a bromance: 

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance: 

NOT THIS:

GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU

[willemscream]

One more time, kids. Say it with me:

BROMANCE:

NOT BROMANCE:

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

Just a little more emphasis

Actual Bros:

JUST ‘MANCE. 

[asgardian--angels]

To review:

BROS

NOT BROS

[adorbstiel]

Reblogging because of the 100% accuracy, and so I can show my mother that she is wrong.

[sleepingisthenewsmoking]

Idgaf, JUST FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK:

BROMANCE in a bathroom:

NOT BROMANCE in a bathroom :

BROMANCE IN THE CAR:

NOT BROMANCE IN THE CAR:

Just bros touching for the sake of BROMANCE:

Touching for the sake of… ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU HURT? OMG I’M SO WORRIED WHAT SHOULD I DO, LET ME SEE YOUR FACE CLOSER:

MOMENTS WITH THE BRO:

MOMENTS… WITH YOUR NOT-AT-ALL BRO:

And the last ones (yet):

[sleepingisthenewsmoking]

@destiel-is-cockles-fault @deancasheadcanons @destiel-shippers @casdean-forever @deanandcastrash @destieldrabblesdaily @destielthingsandstuff @princesscas @profoundbondoflove @superdestielbow @weneedyouineedyou @cocklesdestielonly @destielcanonn @canondestiel @cockles-destiel-spn @deananscas @deanackles67 

[destielette]

[inexpressib1e]

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS POST AND I WILL SHOVE IT IN THE FACES OF THOSE WHO SAY THIS IS BROMANCE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE AND A GLINT IN MY EYE

[destielette]

BROMANCE

NOT BROMANCE 

BROMANCE

NOT BROMANCE

Let’s make it the longest post in Tumblr’s History

[destielette]

I want this post on my dash everyday .

[destielette]

BROMANCE, MY ASS 👇

[destielette]

I WILL NEVER STOP UPDATING AND REBLOGGING THIS.

[destielette]

BECAUSE SOME VOLUNTARY BLIND/AMNESIC  PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE REMINDER EVERY NOW AND THEN, NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS.

[dadstielkline]

It’s not a bromance. Castiel literally confessed his love to Dean on his death bed

[destiel-sabriel-shit]

But let’s not forget that Cas broke free from Naomi’s control just by Dean saying he needs him, aka the Winchester “I love you”

[ibelieveinathingcalleddestiel-d]

NOT BROMAnCE

[ruthlivdestiel]

Okay just a little reminder for some people ;)

[dadstielkline]

If I don’t reblog this when it shows up on my dash, I’m probably dead. 

[misha-misha-destiel-misha]

So you think the relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel Winchester is obviously romantic（DESTIEL EXISTs） and will reblog this post over and over again?

ME:

[kirvakorva]

Damn if you need some real Destiel then here you go

[emees-stuff-deactivated20241229]

I NEED TO SEE THIS EVERY TIME

[ladykellet]

Never not blog