Stronger medication, better laugh

| reblogging stuff that made me smile so no-sad guaranteed | Hit me with that gay shit |

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[princesskuragina]

Do you ever see a fandom discourse post and you're like wow I'm so glad I don't understand what the fuck this says

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[fraciel]

life has been a major härdelli lately don't you think

[ruttoo]

A hurlumhei u could even say

[siveydensipuli]

a hulabaloo if you will

[fairandcruel]

Why, it’s a right old hässäkkä

[kriisipiirakka]

A proper häslinki, I'd say

[soheltaja]

Mato droppaa kovimman lätyn ikinä

[pukicho]

Your phobias, let me hear ‘em

[tigrene]

spiders

[pukicho]

Check your DM’s

[turboalienjesus-deactivated2021]

Thalassophobia

[pukicho]

Check your DM’s

[theoneandonlyyeti]

heights

[pukicho]

Check your DM’s

[pukicho]

I fucked these guys up

[kitch-n-sync]

Me: Touches anything on this website

Tumblr mobile:

[peakyfuckingblinderss-deactivat]

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

[pukicho]

hey im new here, any kind of tumblr etiqette i should follow?

No go apeshit

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[pukicho]

How powerful does it make you feel that you could walk by one us and we‘d prolly never know.

How scared does it make you knowing I could be close by?

[pukicho]

Stop being horny that’s not the reaction I wished to achieve

[pukicho]

name? age? location?

burt, 99, coffin

[pukicho]

Okay so I lied about everything big woop you still love me

[pukicho]

name? age? location?

burt, 99, coffin

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[official-lucifers-child]

penguins can swim you know that right

[lizluvscupcakes]

That’s not the POINT he made it back with his FRIENDS

[outofcontextarthur]

[princesseblade]

[everythingfox]

Collateral damage

[itidal-deactivated20210401]

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