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Cishet men, minors, TERFs, SWERFs, Zionists, and blank blogs DNI

You can call me Kelpie or K, they/she/he/any pronouns. I'm 28, stone bottom/pillow princess, circumstantial dynamic switch, and a single chubby femme lesbian. I post and reblog kink and nsfw content on this blog, untagged so buyer beware

Feel free to message me, or submit asks. I don't do photos, don't bother asking.

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pumpkinspicebluntwrap

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butchbait-femme

Chubby femme whose bikini bottoms are too small and barely cover her

Chubby femme whose bikini bottom straps don’t show when she sits down cause of the rolls at her side

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Butch whose mouth waters at the sight

Butch who gropes their femme while the poor thing whines and blushes

firem4ge

Yes because no one is scared of trans women pursuing social or medical transition. This is ridiculous to even say when people are out here calling egg jokes grooming.

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

berkelbites

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

realest-slenderman

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

realest-slenderman

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

soupkiddo

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

realest-slenderman

yes you can 👍

soupkiddo

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

realest-slenderman

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

tonysopranoproskater69420

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

closet-keys

as a teen, i was constantly harassed by adults enforcing ''dress codes'' on me. I very much experienced this as sexual harassment. I think this is one of many cases where people would more easily understand this as sexual harassment if I described it as if it happened to an adult.

imagine being on your lunch break, and your supervisor comes over to your table, tells you to stand up in front of everyone. they draw everyone's attention to your thighs. they tell you that you have broken the dress code because of the length of your shorts. they tell you to go change (so you do not get the rest of your lunch break). they do this every single day at lunch. every day. so you read the whole dress code front and back, and you choose your clothing carefully to not break it. you bring a cloth tape measure with you to work because they will not believe you. this time when your supervisor tells you that you're breaking dress code, you pull out your tape measure and show that you are within the limit. your supervisor says "I bet you wouldn't want me to bring you to the boss and let him measure it, would you?" it's clearly a threat: if you don't obey then you will be put alone in a room with your boss and he will touch your thighs. you don't know how to respond. you're taken out of lunch again.

this was my experience at school. replace supervisor with "teacher" and boss with "principal." this was sexual harassment. fuck dress codes.

vero-niche

playing a car game, aiming for some mindless fun. not vibing too much with it until ☝️ i have discovered two things 1. you can just go wherever tf you want, no need to race 2. there is a radio station that plays classical music

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byjove

“I don’t understand why people 65+ would want to move across the country to retire to Florida?” They hate their grandkids and they hate paying taxes. I am so serious. It was always the meanest, nastiest, most selfish people moving to Florida and forcing their entire family to deal with the logistical nightmare. Source? My anecdotal experience with the grandparents of my friends growing up. Also, if you are a thoughtful person and you love your family and your family loves you, you are not going to leave them just to live somewhere sunnier.

thefemmesith

Butches who call you ma’am, nodding and doing whatever it is that you need. Butches who lose their breath when you lean in a little too close. Butches who arch their back and show you their neck just from being pressed against the counter. Butches who blush at compliments. Butches who become needy little sluts at the mere prospect of sucking on your nipples, while grinding their bulge against any part of your body you allow them to. Butches who want to take off your heels, slide your fishnets or thigh highs down your legs, and unzip your dress.

Butches who want to be on their knees for you. Butches who need to be called good boy. Butches who crave to be put on a leash.

miadollparts

so many of you think you're fighting against purity culture and standing with freaks and perverts but you're still attached to the idea that there are good perverts and bad perverts. you still want to tell people what they can find arousing, what fantasies they can have and what words they can use. and you still believe consenting adults deserve to be shamed and judged for their desires. you're literally participating in purity culture instead of rejecting it like you think you are

cutecipher

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

fashionmajor

one thing i wanna say though is data centers being built in rural areas is environmental racism + classism so when i see ppl bitching about locals bitching about data centers im like oh it’s literally because it’s not your backyard being demolished and your air not being polluted and your waterways not being ran dry and your soundscapes not being raised to unhealthy decibels ….

mukuroom

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

librarycards

TERFs being serial sexual abusers/harassers should not shock anyone. latest jkr news should be expected. these people are violently fixated on women's genitals & sex lives, harboring what amounts to a fetish for violating peoples' bodily autonomy, collaborators with the christian right. right down to the constant, baseless accusations of sexual perversion against deviant Others. they fit the profile of the powerful, reactionary rapist who is able to abuse with impunity perfectly. and they do.

librarycards

reminder that if you are unable to understand that cis women can be rapists, and that trans women can be (and disproportionately are) victims of all manner of sexual violence, your feminism is worth than worthless, it's actively reactionary + dangerous to the most marginalized women in your life.