Overcome Adversity

A bemusing attempt at talking about nothing.

[baldwhitebitch]

butches and trans dudes should all just … be friends….. we’re all in this together yall

[baldwhitebitch]

we’re all just in the H&M Men’s Section of life just tryin to get by ……..

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Trans man and butch spotting each other across the men’s section

[punkrorschach]

I ran into a baby butch while buying underwear and she like, almost fled the section bc she thought I was a cis dude and she “wasn’t supposed to be there” (a feeling I know well) but I just went “these are so comfortable aren’t they???” holding up a pack of boxer briefs and gave her a huge grin and she lit up and nodded and grabbed like three more packs so yeah

[fantasy-costco]

The fist time I bought men’s jeans I went to the store with my best friend who’s a trans dude and he taught me how the sizing works and helped me find the right fit it was great

[punkrorschach]

i feel queer solidarity in this chilis tonight

[ladyrainn]

lol how did this post get better with censorship?

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[ladyrainn]

oh i woke up, again. is that good?

[argyle-s]

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

[zefyre]

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I’m running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn’t mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it’s 100% you’ll attack me in June, 50/50 you’ll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

[lants-mclame]

me : im gonna be productive today ! I’m gonna get some work done and clean up , maybe go out-

my brain :

[laerugo]

artists: aw man today was a slow day, i just did a few doodles and colored a sketch from yesterday

writers: never once in my life have a written

[theflyingromana]

I’m reading through my D&D 5E books, and somehow I never noticed these solid gold disclaimers before??

Dungeon Master’s Guide Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics, which are guaranteed to maximise your enjoyment as a Dungeon Master. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players’ plan of action is. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. Third, if you’re not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sigh, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.

Player’s Handbook Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for the consequences of splitting up the party, sticking appendages in the mouth of a leering green devil face, accepting a dinner invitation from bugbears, storming the feast hall of a hill giant steading, angering a dragon of any variety, or saying yes when the DM asks, “Are you really sure?”

[grey-acefinn]

holy god im dead

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[probablybard]

what dnd is actually like

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

more like

[baldwhitebitch]

butches and trans dudes should all just … be friends….. we’re all in this together yall

[baldwhitebitch]

we’re all just in the H&M Men’s Section of life just tryin to get by ……..

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Trans man and butch spotting each other across the men’s section

[punkrorschach]

I ran into a baby butch while buying underwear and she like, almost fled the section bc she thought I was a cis dude and she “wasn’t supposed to be there” (a feeling I know well) but I just went “these are so comfortable aren’t they???” holding up a pack of boxer briefs and gave her a huge grin and she lit up and nodded and grabbed like three more packs so yeah

[fantasy-costco]

The fist time I bought men’s jeans I went to the store with my best friend who’s a trans dude and he taught me how the sizing works and helped me find the right fit it was great

[punkrorschach]

i feel queer solidarity in this chilis tonight

[ourexes]

“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”

[hobs-birb]

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

[tree4life25]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

[francaisamerican]

(via jessaa)

auto reblog based off sheer awesomeness

[cantiknya]

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[ladyrainn]

(via cantiknya)

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

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