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corrodedbisexual

tehtariks

it’s that time of the year again… the superb owl superbowl | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits

bruce-greenwood

what all at once?

scriptrix-eclectica

Spock's YouTube Channel

"Quantum Physics in Three Minutes"

"Applications of Astrochemistry"

"Building a LEGO Model of the Vulcan Science Academy: Timelapse"

"My Bondmate Attempted to Make Plomeek Soup (Cringe Compliation)"

thetimetostrikeislater

Kirk doesn’t know it’s a Cringe Compilation until Spock posts it.

#star trek

sherlockig

you know what we are not going to survive? the look on stedes face when he sees ed for the first time in season 2. we are not ready for that

#our flag means death #ofmd

altonthebard

the car in front of me belonged to stede bonnet apparently

#our flag means death

fromthecrypt

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

tgttos

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

grampa-solkars-slut-era

#gpoy #star trek

motleyfam

In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”

orchidtreks

This had me straight up hooting and hollering like yes. I’m ready to see kirks-fatty-milkers and vortafucker back on my follow list

garaks-padded-bra

#star trek #gene roddenberry

glumshoe

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

piningmarten

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

glumshoe

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

zanillani

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

glumshoe

I’m not “holding” the mole.

The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

thetiredpenguin

Why is this video so soothing? It’s only 8 seconds long but it fills a hole in my soul that I didn’t know was there. I’ve watched it 20 times. I could fall asleep to it. Yes, I would like a nice mole in these trying times. I’ve been really stressed lately I think a nice mole would help my depression.

memequeen-official

difty-dift

kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

inkloom

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

kaity--did

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

redonyellow

magsgotswags

KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG

alexandra-erin

I’ve heard the theory that Kirk’s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone bored with a frontier posting. “Hey, have you seen this one? He says he fought Apollo.” “What, the old earth probe?” “Try the old earth GOD!” “Hilarious! Classic Kirk! That’s better than the time when he was transported to an evil dimenison.” The reason why in The Naked Now it was Riker who remembered that the previous polywater infection had happened is that he’s the sort of person who would read The Hilarious Adventures of Captain Kirk for fun.

airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat

I especially like this idea because of the implication that all the other captains in Starfleet are reporting perfectly ordinary experiences like visiting a space station, dropping off supplies at a colony, bit of a stand-off with some Klingons in disputed space but got out of it unscathed - and then there’s Kirk all, “sorry guys we’ve been off course this week because my first officer seriously needed to get laid (LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY NECK STILL HURTS)” and “let me tell you about the Chicago Gangster planet” and “WHIPPED AND THROWN IN JAIL BY SPACE NAZIS.”