really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
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Love Begins
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

pixel skylines

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

Origami Around
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The Stonewall Inn
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Show & Tell

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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
icyghini twinkie
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really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
MY OVARIES!!!!!!
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THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!
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yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me
You get a Common Clownfish
Amphiprion ocellaris
you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy
Our clownfish
I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD
uninstall adobe acrobat. it is malware. it has been malware. these aren't opinions: acrobat meets the definition of malware.
it installs a user-login-time "startup" executable that ignores any windows directives to disable it on startup. doing so only removes the even-more-malicious taskbar-icon-creating advertisement-notification-creating process. no matter what you do, the sleeper "updater" process starts when you log in, and runs perpetually
it sends & receives encrypted network traffic both periodically and non-periodically. both are bad, both are suspicious, and a program doing both is more suspicious than the sum of their parts. and to boot: acrobat will polymorphically edit its code after such network activity
this isn't new: it has always done this. now, it does not even do the thing it is meant to: provide a way to interact with documents, which is amongst the very first features computers were built to provide. you can merely open PDFs and read some of their content in the narrow space between the requests for adobe to give them your money, and interface for features you cannot use (because you don't) or do not, have not, and will not ever need
adobe and microsoft would very much like the user's cultural norms around computers to allow for advertisement built into the local software and even operating system itself. the web being 100% advertisements was not enough! sure enough, acrobat will hijack the windows notifications system thing to give you the 2026 equivalent of pop-ups
i don't really know enough about windows software equivalents, so i'll paypal $20 to the first person that reblogs this with a list of 3-5 PDF reader/editor/etc acrobat equivalents that meet the following criteria:
open source, locally-built executables must match checksum of prebuilt distributed executable
no paid features/premium version/subscription/whatever
not a toy hobby project thing, must be windows-users-proof
cheers
Source
Letâs go!
I see weâve reached the âblame your failures on communist subterfugeâ phase of the AI business plan
my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things
im fucking crying
I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who arenât perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries arenât childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesnât have to equal crime
sometimes itâs just like. what happent ?
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
Call The Cops...
are you âadaptableâ or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery
these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being âable to deal with itâ counts as ambient misery. btw.
let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup Cityâs invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. donât be content with being miserable.
and the more that you start doing this, the better you will get at detecting your own feelings and advocating for yourself! This is an important start to being more of a person in the world if you struggle with that