my particular brand of nonsense

Zoë. 🇬🇧🇩🇪, learning 🇷🇺🇫🇷. she/her. I'm here for all of my ships. Aspiring peggysous trashcan member, though Miss Fisher and the West Wing makes an appearance sometimes. Wonderful profile picture by @snowymary!

[theartofmadeline]

new zine about asexual history! this one's been rattling around my head for awhile

[theartofmadeline]

happy international asexuality day my fellow aces!! <3

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[eddie-redcliffe]

I've read this poem a thousand times. Sitting here, I finally feel its true power.

[redvanillabee]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[classicwtfplotline]

i cannot wait for the fanfic writers to get their hands on The Other Bennet Sister!!! the potential is so there!! I’m ready to read every iteration and version of their first time and honeymoon!! I wanna see snippets into their married life and adjusting as a couple!! the fluff!! the comfort!! expanding into the trope moments and more!! There’s 10 works in ao3 right now but i trust that it will rise exponentially and i will be there ready to support 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[dearestandloveliest]

i think The Other Bennet Sister is for those of us who stopped to tie their shoelace and no one waited, who had to walk behind by themselves on a pavement, who were spoken over in conversation, who were left without a group when our friends split off, who had one too many cries to themselves at night over harsh words, who have slowly watched their friends pair off one by one and left to question what is wrong with them.

[brenshor]

Mary Bennet and the bad bitches she pulled by being autistic

[darlingpeasant]

Mr Tom Hayward went to the Bridgerton college of yearning and he BEAT THEIR ASSES SO HARD AT THEIR OWN GAME

It’s now the Hayward college of yearning

[cafeandarsenic]

The Other Bennet Sister has unironically one of my favorite portrayals of Darcy probably ever they gave him NO LINES and he made GOLD

[lordbabyblack]

utterly and completely obsessed with mr darcy in the other bennet sister. this man hasn't said a single word so far and yet he has managed to convey the essence of mr darcy in a way that is just so wonderful and entertaining to watch

[makemeimmortalwithahug]

i love how will ryder doesn't just have a sixth sense for when mary and tom are talking, but specifically for when tom's trying to propose. that dude's gut feeling is insane and he trusts it so much that he jumped into a lake because he Felt that there was a proposal on the way and he was right

[pentartic]

Mr. Ryder, very excited to see his friend: Hayward! My buddy! :)

Mr. Hayward, feeling a pressure grow behind his eyes at the mere sight of the guy: ...And you're here, too. :|

[enemiestorivalstolovers]

[seeleybooth]

Mary Bennet, would you do me the very great honour of becoming my wife?

[finnwaller]

Some of my favourite Mr. Hayward faces. (Including the incredible split-second glare at Mr. Ryder. Beautiful stuff.)

Had to do this because even though it's the same face, it's so different to Moriarty.

[bennetsbonnet]

What in the Pride and Prejudice (1995) self-insert fanfiction is this