Where Cool Ceases To Exist

I'm Maddy, I like girls, I'm dating a beautiful one, I play guitar, I play soccer, and roller derby changed my life. Skating under the name Madame Furie.

[valtsv]

bed bath and behind you

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

bed bath and beware

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[tastefullyoffensive]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

[accidental-muse]

my respect for this woman is without end.

[rodgriguez]

[lettingmyselflove]

[unclefather]

[sourstraws]

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

[sourstraws]

[not-for-your-consideration]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

[no-cash-for-ass]

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

[xslowly]

[ursawood]

i just think characters who are kind & gentle doctors/scientists are inherently gay. mad scientists are also inherently gay. science is gay

[favberrys]

The haunting of bly manor + reductress headlines (part 4)

[newtonpermetersquare]

Made this instead of studying for my astrophysics midterm.

[aphroditesfever]

Watson and Crick about Rosalind Franklin’s work.

[logarto]

this rules

[naturalhairhow101]

[wakandamama]

WE CAN NEVER BE THIS COOL

[what-even-is-thiss]

Effortless, classy, legendary. This child has stolen all of the cool factor for herself and we should just let her have it.

[thesmallbutknowingclown-deactiv]

This pic is so powerful I swear

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

cats are the best species of animal because they have their own version of weed

[rhph]

“Hug me until I smell like you”

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[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

This fucking site…

[dexpairs-blog]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[thatboidark-deactivated20200829]

I’ve had a very hard day and this actually made me feel better.