americas favorite fighting frenchman!

my name is elena and i'm just a dork ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[givemyselfthecreeps]

Slimey the Worm and his family.

Best under-appreciated Sesame Street character.

[binkybun]

you can lead a horse to water

you can leave your horse behind

[felren13]

but your horse can’t dance and if he can’t dance

[wilwarindi]

Well, he’s no horse of mine

[decongest]

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

[pinknegg]

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

[unfortunate-waitress]

They won’t be ready for this tidal wave of emotions I’ve been holding back.

[hertzing]

I Refuse To Die By Any Means Other Than A Cryptid

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[starheartshooter]

okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of  a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.

but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin

this is due to the lack of Melanin on them

hope this helps!

[bearglitch]

Don’t put this fucking whitewashing bullshit on my feed

[metalgirlysolid]

Huh???????????

[cosmic-noir]

IM SCREAMING

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

LMFAOOOOO

[dzamie]

local tumblr user accidentally reveals they have never seen a black person

[casualsarcastic-deactivated2017]

This is fucking hilarious

[klubbhead]

Top 10 fails

[renebriller]

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

[adventures-in-asexuality]

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

[renebriller]

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

[roachpatrol]

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

[heyyy-its-j]

I’M CACKLING

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[trapcard]

Harry ‘Dickhead’ Potter through a mouth full of Wizardburger Helper “idk…….that’s……wow that sucks i guess lol so i’m thinking about buying this solid gold cauldron what do yall think? a little over the top?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“oh that’s wild lmao… hey check this out I’m gonna buy all the candy off the cart on the train”

[trapcard]

“dude you guys haven’t been able to buy new robes in like 10 years….wow that sucks i guess kek but hey lets go get some butterbeer my treat but fuck you :)”

[reysmarauders]

He was literally 12 years old at this point in time, as well as the fact that he always felt extremely bad about their situation and even tried to pay for things for Ron numerous times, however he knew that Ron was ashamed and prideful over his lack of money.

Not to mention he gave Ginny all of Lockharts Defence Against The Dark Arts books, and gave Fred and George his triwizard winnings in the fourth book. 

And if you think, for even a second, that Molly or Arthur Weasley would have ever taken money from him then you don’t know that family at all.

Oh, and when he got all the candy on the train, he was extremely malnourished after being mistreated and abused from living with the dursleys, and made sure that he got enough for himself and Ron, whom he had literally only just met.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

a literal child who, only hours prior, was in the process of being starved and abused by his relatives in a room with bars on the windows: *eats food*

y’all: look at this privileged rich boy

[nonsequiturtle]

half-typing something into yr address bar expecting it to autofill and ending up on google searching tumb or twi is like doing a trust fall and getting fucking dropped

[lafagette-blog]

my wretched computer, whirring in pain: please your majesty may i update

me, looking down at my subject from atop an ivory throne, sipping wine from a glass made out of a skull as i scroll through tumblr dot com: i think not

[psychicterrain]

witches on tumblr are literally like “if you curse ur ex mutuals with blood magic you are VALID uwu” i feel like i have to burn sage and shove quartz up my nose every 4 months im active on tumblr just in case some rando cursed me over discourse

[cosmog]

who the hell are yall following

[capacity]

So this isn’t something we all go through ?

[slipdresses]

no offense to ppl who like to stay the same and stagnate but, like, if you dont adapt you’ll die

[nasagal]

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

[inkskinned]

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and … me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

[jump-spark]

Decorated the dorm super spooky this year

[mememaster]

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

[squeeful]

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.