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Hamilton: I gave Jefferson a ‘Get Better Soon’ card

Eliza: I didn’t know Mr. Jefferson was sick

Hamilton: He’s not, I just think he should get better

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Laurens: chillax

Hamilton: that’s not a word

Laurens: The ones that deny ‘chillax’ is a word are the ones who need to chillax the most

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Hamilton: Why have A Valentine when you can have multiple

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Washington: what’s wrong?

Hamilton: I have this headache that comes and goes

Jefferson: *walks in*

Hamilton: there it is

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Lafayette: I messed up the invitations for Alexander’s birthday party!

Hercules: what’s it say?

Lafayette: ‘Alexander’s Bi’

Laurens: wait that could work

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Hamilton: for gods sake will someone tell me why Jefferson is sitting on the Christmas tree?!

Jefferson: because I’m a star Alexander keep up!

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Eliza: what do they mean ‘friends with benefits’ does John Laurens provide Alexander health care?

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Philip: you’re not a founding father!

Hamilton: yes I am why do you think I was always working when you were little

Philip: oh, I thought that you just liked writing and crying

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Eliza: what are you thankful for this year?

Philip: my little brother

Angelica: spending thanksgiving with my family

Alexander: not having to be forced to be nice to Jefferson

Peggy: being included in this post

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Philip and Hamilton watching the news in 2020

Reporter: Joe Biden is the next United States president

Philip: what’s this mean?

Hamilton: a future for our country

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Hamilton: hey Jefferson what are you gonna be for Halloween

Jefferson: myself

Hamilton: that would be pretty scary wouldn’t it

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Hamilton: Jefferson you should consider planting a tree

Jefferson: why would I do that?

Hamilton: to make up for all the oxygen you waste

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Philip: I wish everyone in the world had an infinite amount of money

Hamilton: that would wreck the economy

Philip: I just thought that-

Hamilton: go to your room until you understand inflation

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Jefferson: I have a exam tomorrow

Hamilton: so?

Jefferson: have any cheating advice?

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Hamilton: bullets only do their jobs after they’re fired

Laurens: Seriously man!

Hercules: This is why we don’t invite you to sleepovers

Lafayette: that and you and laurens kept “secretly” kissing

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[Hamilsquad at a sleepover]

Alexander: the opposite of Microsoft office is Macrohard onfire

Lafayette, Herc, and Laurens in unison: SHUT UP!!!