The moon’s weird though, right?

*female* *Dutch* *demisexual* *INFP* *aquarius* *she/her pronouns*

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[bowelfly]

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

[bowelfly]

when its fish night at the monastery

[jeagan]

the art of folding under zero pressure

[pc-98s]

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

[pc-98s]

i live in chicago and there is nature everywhere you look if you have the eyes to see it. mushrooms growing in mulch, stag beetles in the park, plovers on the beach, wildflowers on the side of the road. you only need to look, humans have never been able to eradicate nature and never will

[teaboot]

Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

[cherishedproperty]

I want to clarify something kind of important because this kinda used to be my field. The concept that people express and feel love in different ways, and that this might lead to misunderstandings, IS something with scientific merit. The idea that there are just five and we know what they are is NOT. The idea that people have a primary love language is NOT.

In science, we have a saying. All models are wrong, but some are useful. That’s how I see the love languages framework. It is inherently flawed, but some of its concepts are useful. Communicate with your partner what makes you feel loved and understand what makes them feel loved. Understand how your partner shows love. There is immense value in that. But don’t over-index on which one of the five you are. That part doesn’t matter.

[threeture]

[brbjellyfishing]

[da-janela-lateral]

Outdoor cat owners have no concept of basic ecology and it shows. "You're saying my kitty is EVIL for following its instincts???????" obviously not, you idiot, its an animal. I don't blame it because it is designed to hunt and doesn't understand human morality. The cat's human owner, though, should stop pretending that millions of people letting their pets hunt native species for fun WON'T make their ecossystem collapse. If you stop hearing birdsong in your neighborhood its your fault 👍.

[da-janela-lateral]

Also cats are domestic animals????? Its your pet. Its your responsability to take care of it and it certainly doesn't look like you are doing this if your pet spends 90% of the day on the streets. Outside cats are in great risk for being ran over, stolen, beaten, poisoned, mauled or eaten by wild animals. A mildly bored cat is way better than a dead one and besides? Just offer your pet enrichment. You don't need to risk its life to keep it happy. You can even let it outside with supervision!! Look how many options we have. Insisting the only way to keep your cat happy is allowing it to wreck the environment and possibly die is not only fucking irresponsible, but also lazy and shows that you don't really care for the wildlife around you.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[my-dailydreams]

[sonypraystation]

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

[sonypraystation]

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

[gryfndorgodess]

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[lelif]

the beauty of life

- // @fairycosmos // ? // - // @cassidyshotchocolate // - // - // elsie de wolfe// @podencos // afternoon on a hill, edna st. vincent millay// rien ne va plus, margarita karapanou, tr. by karen emmerich// - // - // @ annalauraart on instagram// culpable, joy sullivan// - // @ jordanklancaster on instagram// @ niall.breen.comics on instagram// agatha christie// @plasticlove1984 //sweeter than fiction, taylor swift// the summer day, mary oliver

[redlobter]

He's five hundred years old. He's incurably silly. He's a fashion icon. He pushes people out of planes. His next ritual idea is 'something to do with space'. He fucks with people constantly. His name is Simon Fairchild, and he is the moment.

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[evilwizard]

I bet you’d just love to get your greasy mitts on my wizard mucus. Well—news flash, bucko! It ain’t happening!

[ATTEMPT TO PICKPOCKET]

[SEDUCE THE WIZARD]

[BATTLE] / [FLEE]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

> [SEDUCE THE WIZARD]

[evilwizard]

You pull out two ponderously huge orbs and waggle them around seductively. The wizard’s mouth falls completely agape, exposing his precious wizard mucus to the world.

[GRAB THE MUCUS]

[CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[BATTLE] / [FLEE]

[pjma]

> [CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[evilwizard]

You start polishing your orbs, and watch as the wizard’s eyes go swirly with ponderlust. But the wizard mucus, now interacting with oxygen in the air, starts to glow with arcane energy! If you’re not careful, it may explode…

[ATTEMPT TO DEFUSE MUCUS]

[CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[BATTLE] / [FLEE]

[bimbofaggins]

> [CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[evilwizard]

[YOU DIED]

You have died 43 times to feral hogs.

12 times to discus monkey.

And 6,719 times attempting to seduce the wizard.