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bros, hoes, countrymen: lend me your ears emily, she/her, super queer

[mortalityplays]

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

[mortalityplays]

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

[theaterard]

swarm tour was the best thing that ever happened to humanity

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Imagine if the eye of sauron dispensed a creepy ugly baby. That's the mcr tour

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

sweet revenge

[lavenderprose]

Scott, two days after the Chirp Heard Round The World, having had a nap and ate a carb and kissed his boyfriend and realized that he should have under no circumstances let the two craziest motherfuckers in hockey know that he knows their secret: Ilya Rozanov is going to shoot me with a gun.

Shane, pacing in Ilya's living room and wringing his hands: Ilya, Scott Hunter knows about us we need to kill him we need to make it look like an accident we need to do it now

Ilya, kicking his feet and giggling: He said you sound like me?

[itscowboytime]

Ilya really said the rumors are true. I am a whore and a slut. but ☝️ I love your boring son.

[poughkeepsiesjr]

ilya bursting into tears the second he realizes shane wants to spend the rest of his life with him is maybe the most perfect, precious moment in television history

[malgudinights]

[tags via @symphoniccowboy]

[nightmarerodent]

I know we joke about how much Ilya menaces Scott but can we talk about how he lives in Hayden’s walls for a second. He’s fucking the man’s best friend. His wife loves him. He’s his children’s favorite. They call him uncle. He can’t escape. Everywhere he turns, Ilya is there. He’s forced to be the best man at his mortal enemy’s wedding. He’s living his own worst nightmare.

[ngalitzine]

Is proper grammar 🍑

[l0ucifer]

The concept of pausing your devastating monologue to serve a bit of cunt

[bongchoonie]

Give me 100000 scenes of their interaction please

[manichewitz]

connor storrie doesn’t need to say that he’s gay because saying you live in west hollywood and do alternative clown shows is enough. hudson williams doesn’t need to say that he’s bi bc he’s already made a dozen short films with premises so bizarre that they could only come from the mind of a bisexual pervert

[deqncas]

them doing this because connor said he couldnt see hudson because of the too many flashes. they're so cute i feel sick to my stomach

[sheisraging]

never change, hudson

[rylandsgrace]

#Joke asides, this is actually important

[awsugar]

not that i ever read nor even heard of heated rivalry prior to its release so its not like my fandom breached containment but there is something shocking alarming and a little scary to me about how big its gotten. like truly jarring to find out my mom watched the first episode, or hear my table of 9 30-something-women discuss it loudly over brunch. they're presenting at awards shows, on all of the biggest morning and late night shows, people are playing tatu on the touchtunes at work every shift. something about it feels like it should be something niche and secret and underground between me and my friends on the internet and it is very much NOT that.

[awsugar]

like the fact that an actor who was basically unknown a couple months ago starred in a 6 episode adaptation of a stucky fic and is now walking the runway at milan fashion week is just boggling my mind honestly