Bran Flakes

26/Dallas

[my-blog-my-dreams]

[luxjii]

New message! 💌

[anakoluthhh]

Sippin juice

[jmpillo]

art_dailydose on ig

[yayfeminism]

🤔

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[cartoonfreack]

The duaghters of the confederacy is a white supremacist group lol

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Yeah, it's right in the name

[commander-ledi]

Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*

kjhgkhgfk

[straightboyfriend]

[xiaq]

Also: If I’m not going to make money from it, why should I help save the world from a global pandemic???

[9thbutterfly]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

The people who discovered insulin patented it for a dollar each so it would be affordable when it was discovered too.

[prole-log]

[blood-trip-god]

For those that dont do large numbers that says 6 TRILLION DOLLARS

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[lakesofbranflakes]

You know what FUCKING SUCKS. That you can put in all the effort in the world, and people will still shit on you and tell you it's not enough. It's so hard not to feel like everything good eventually falls apart. The connections I have right now...will they be here 2 years from now? 10 years from now?

I suck at letting things go and I'll just fucking dwell forever and wonder what I could've done differently until I'm fucking dead.

[lakesofbranflakes]

I'm sorry, I literally can't with people on facebook right now. Yes, God is letting thousands of people die in this pandemic. But he will NOT let you go without tomatoes for taco night. Get fucked.

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[fliesandlilypads]

gotta blast

[lakesofbranflakes]

Yee naw

[micdotcom]

Watch: The contrast is clear, but the amount of love in the video is overwhelming.

[pumpkinmcqueen]

What world would you rather live in

[crimeshetyped]

^^^^for real

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]

[wzzd7]

[nullifiedneet]

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

[ubercream]