[xiaoguiwang]

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

[xiaoguiwang]

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

[xiaoguiwang]

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

[thelvadams]

Sonic and Tails in SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2

It is an honour to finally meet you, Sonic.

[captorations]

[paperfishhh]

[memelzebub]

[pennypaperbrain]

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

[prohumanagenda]

Relatable

[nitw]

*something bad happens* this is just like in fullmetal alchemist

[funfetti-art]

This weeks been testing me so here’s a sad clown

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[brucebocchi]

[empiria-caterima-deactivated202]

i am mad that this is actually how it worjs

[zvaigzdelasas]

[antisolanum]

I always thought when I was younger that there was maybe some sort of material that allowed us to straight up absorb energy from fissile material, and when I found out how nuclear reactors actually worked, I was so mad because we were still using steam engine generators like it was 1910

[maladaptations]

yup, we’re still in the 1910s. from our politicians to our turbines

[dolleyesdollmouth]

How do people still trust the mainstream media when they publish shit like this

[mr-deep-downer]

author of this is gonna be in a retirement home forgotten wondering why their kids don’t call them on their birthday

[introvertedx10]

[marquisoforder]

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

[nodogsonmoon]

how dare you hide this in the tags

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[spartanlocke]

[desolationlesbian]

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

[hymnofvalefor]

[rookdaw]

[calder]

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

[calder]

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

[blackwashedmax]

Honey is literally murder but go off

[kasaron]

Prove it.

[blackwashedmax]

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

[kasaron]

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

[blackwashedmax]

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

[hematite2]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[leonardo-nierman]

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

[gemstone-gynoid]

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

[darkenedyeastextract]

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

[demonius-darkblade]

bee carnival

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

[bastlynn]

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

[night-dragon937]

bees will straight up leave if the conditions with the beekeeper are worse than conditions in the wild

[moonfire8]

There’s a graphic novel called Clan Apis that was written by a biologist, following the lifespan of a honey bee. It’s very educational and fun if you would like to learn more about the life cycle of bees and how they make honey!

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[punkryuki]

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary