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[friendly-animals]

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[damnitsizzi]

I’ve never seen a creamsicle dalmatian before

[andypandyxo]

I’ve never seen two dogs SO in love before

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

great names for triplets

waluigi

wal2igi

waluig3

[alexander]

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[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[departured]

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

[bob-belcher]

[tittled]

my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao 

[australiansanta]

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

[lucifer]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It’s unbelievable that someone thought that four mutated teenage turtles who are also ninjas trained by a rat would be a good tv show… more unbelievable though is that it worked.

[youbetheanchorandillbethewings]

“That’s lipgloss? I thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.”

— Louise Belcher, Bob’s Burgers S08E10

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[kydonic]

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

[ariaste]

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

[matociquala]

I have reblogged this before. I will reblog it again. And it’s not just romantic relationships: it’s family members and friends as well.

[smartass-stripper]

This kind of woke my ass up because of the amount of times I’ve had a buddy who didn’t check on me, didn’t want me to check on them, but didn’t want me to leave.