MASTERLIST
In this post you will find my masterlist of Käärijä x Reader fics.
You can also go to my AO3 profile and check them out there :)
Beware! NSFW
These fics are NSFW, so please, reader discretion is advised.
Female Reader:
Bad Boys Need To Be Punished
The meeting with your friends had taken an unexpected turn when Jere couldn’t keep his hands off you, making you completely distracted. That’s why, upon arriving home, you decide to teach him a lesson. After all, bad boys who can’t keep their hands to themselves deserve to be punished.
Dress Me And Praise Me
Boredom begins to invade Jere while waiting for you to arrive home. However, he finds something intriguing in your room that leads to some intense self-exploration. But when you return with your own surprise, things get even hotter as Jere discovers new things about himself.
Two Can Play This Game
Knowing how competitive Jere is, you already know that teasing him while he’s playing video games is not a good idea. This becomes even riskier when you know there’s a bet involved. Like they say, actions have consequences, and soon, the little game you start turns into a heated competition to see who could rile the other up more.
Santa's Naughty List
Unexpectedly, a young man claiming to be Santa Claus enters your home, initially causing you to believe you’re being robbed. However, in a surprising twist, it turns out that he truly is who he claims to be, and apparently, he has a surprise for you this Christmas.
Wrap Me Up Like A Christmas Present
Jere surprises you by wrapping himself as a present beneath the Christmas tree. As the evening progresses with a gift exchange and a delightful dinner shared with family and friends later in the night, Jere remains oblivious to your mischievous intentions.
Drench Me With Your Love
A party on the outskirts of the city turns into an unexpected reunion with an old friend you haven’t seen in ages. As the day unfolds, a playful chase leads to a more intimate moment. Will you find the courage to express your feelings for him after all these years of harboring a crush? And will he reciprocate those feelings?
Hurt Me Until I'm Screaming For More
“If you score a goal, I promise to whip you when we get home.” Motivated by your promise, Jere redeems himself in a hockey game with six goals after a disappointing performance, basking in the satisfaction of fulfilling part of your promise. Now, it’s your turn.
Red Rose Dinner
After being stood up by your Tinder date, you find yourself approached by a shy and charming man at the restaurant. As you share an unexpected dinner together, you become increasingly drawn to this adorable boy as the night unfolds.
There's An Alien In My House
What happens when, during a stormy night, you encounter an unknown creature in your kitchen? You are unsure of its origin or intentions, yet it appears to be drawn to you, or rather, to your scent. Despite the uncertainty, for some inexplicable reason, you decide to allow it to stay. What will happen next in your life now that there’s an alien in your house?
Under The Northern Lights
Jere and you go on a Christmas getaway to the snowy mountains, spending time together doing various activities, all while he remains unaware of the surprise you have planned for him on Christmas Day.
Rules Are Meant To Be Broken
With exam season approaching, you head to the library with your friends to study. However, things take a turn when the hot and irresistible librarian shows up to shush you for being too loud. From that moment on, your only goal is to test her limits and see how far you can push her before finally receiving your well-deserved punishment.
Gender Neutral Reader:
It's All About You
Jere arrives home tired from work, exhausted from his busy schedule, so you help him relax.
My King, My God
You made a promise to Jere but couldn’t fulfill it, so to earn his forgiveness, you’ll need to stroke his ego.
Tastes Like Heaven
What began as an innocent act of feeding Jere quickly escalates into a surprisingly intense moment between the two of you.
Series:
Short, plotless, spicy fics
A series of short, plotless, spicy fics that I wrote inspired by specific pictures or videos that Käärijä has posted.
Fic Requests
A series of fics that people have requested me.
Other:
KHaarija OnlyFans
Short Solo Jere, Jere x Reader and Jere x Häärijä x Reader writings, inspired by some of KHaarija’s OnlyFans posts.
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