Dear Friend

Sad & Balding; but medicated <3

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[achillesinhighheels]

donna summer’s makeup, 1979.

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[hiyari8]

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[myfootyrthroat]

It is funny with bigotry where people unaffected by it act like that somehow disproves it. At an old job, talked to HR about a co-worker who kept calling me a faggot, and the HR person was like "Are you sure? He's never said anything like that to me."

Gee, Hetero Jessica, he's never called you a faggot? Then I must have misheard him!

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[reginasphalanges]

SCARY MOVIE 1 (2000) dir. keenen ivory wayans

[kosmogrl]

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[tall]

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[bluwubewwy]

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[lunaranemoia]

I was just lost soul ⋆｡°✩

[dafancyuhinspiration]