1. “Close your eyes and shut up.”
2. “They hide paper towels in their room and I don’t know why.“
4. “He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why.”
5. “No playing video games together is not considered a date.”
6. “Give me anime or give me death.”
7. “Your mom texted to tell me you’re pathetic.”
8. "Do you ever look at your hand after you nut and just think “I’m so disgusting.” I call it post nut depression.”
9. “I think I have a kink for being made fun of.”
10. "I can’t believe you woke me up crying over a group.”
11. “You’re just naturally dumb.”
12. “Why did you take a picture praying to an anime character?”
13. "On a scale of 1-10 how bad do you not wanna do this?” “I don’t.”
14. “I’m going to my bed.” “That’s the bathroom.”
15. “I would have stayed if you asked.”
16. “You know I’d do anything for you.”
18. “Why do you have a duck in your bag?”
19. "Why are you listening to the ICarly soundtrack?”
20. “I don’t want to hear about your toe.”
21. “Why can’t we get matching clothes?”
22. “You were sick 5 minutes ago.” “But I’m not sick now.”
24. "Why would I have a problem with you facetiming your cat?”
25. “Is this your dream?”
26. “I don’t understand why you’d think that.”
27. "I’m living life to the fullest extent!”
28. “What do you mean you won’t sleep in the empty bed?!”
29. “I’m part of the pathetic line.”
30. “It’s two a.m., why are you next to me?”
31. “Sex doesn’t make you any better at playing Overwatch.”
32. “No problem friend. I am meme share supreme.”
33. “I can’t go to Taco Bell for a while.”
34. “Can you con someone for group dessert money?”
35. “You look like the manager for Hot Topic.”
36. “Am I supposed to find you laying in my bed in a banana suit hot?”
37. “I can’t find my pants.”
38. “You know I didn’t mean that.”
39. “Who cares if they saw?”
40. “Please come with me.”
41. "Let me shower first!”
43. “I’m not the one doing it.”
47. “What if I prove you wrong?”
49. “Is something wrong with me?”
50. “That’s my theme song.”
51. “Let me stay. Please.”
52. “All I want is you and if I can’t have that-”
53. “Ask for permission.”
54. “Why did you say ‘Daddy’ in your sleep?”
55. “I put trust in you.”
57. “You’re a filthy squid.”
58. "Do you really need those?”
59. "Would you be able to be happy with me?”
61. "All I was doing was looking for you.”
62. “I feel so fucking stupid.”
63. “I can handle myself.”
65. "How did it take me so long to realize?”
67. “You bought my hip hop monster?”
68. “Don’t start with that again.”
71. “We were just joking around, right? Please tell me you knew that.”
72. “Why are you sleeping?”
73. “Why do you want taco bell now?”
74. “Hey, what would my name be if I was a Pokémon?”
75. “All great stories started off shitty. Just like you. Now, fix yourself.”
76. "What’s your favorite meme?”
77. “I left the house today.”
78. “Does this make me some kind of hero?”
79. “You don’t need to know.”
80. “It’s just not that impressive.”
82. “There were two so I figured one was mine-”
85. “Are you subconsciously doing the dance?”
86. “You promised you wouldn’t fall asleep.”
87. "You’re not a bad problem, you’re a good problem. Not a problem, problem.”
88. “Don’t pretend I didn’t just see what you were doing.”
89. “We just don’t really talk anymore.”
90. "Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?”
91. “Stop stroking your plushie.”
92. "Look, it’s called Joppa!”
93. "You’re just a little baby.”
95. "Please just take a nap.”
96. "But that was my best pickup line!”
97. "Would you still act the same knowing everyone’s eyes were on you?”
98. “You’re just a memory now.”
100. “It’s never gonna happen.”
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