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[rtrixie]

Why is everyone trying to copy Steve Jobs these days, this is getting ridiculous

[cptmaximum]

this looks like the e3 of hamburgers

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

I needed this tonight. Thank you.

[joestarwiki-moved-deactivated20]

@hokageys

[asterosian]

Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[sovietnam]

[coneshotline]

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road

[hotvampireadjacent]

the best feature tumblr ever had was the one where you could pay 5$ to pin a post to the top of all of your followers dashboards.

it was so fucking obnoxious and used for stupid ass shit. idk why they got rid of it tumblr hates money i guess.

becuse you know half the userbase would pay money to make everyone look at a post that just says “so basically…. i’m monkey”

[cheruib]

measuring ur hand against someone else’s is top notch romance

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[5oil]

[adz]

american southern magical realism

[colorfulsam]

What the fuck

[youngbloodbuzz]

#they do move in herds

[beautifyings]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[iratetreasure-deactivated202310]

Thoughts & Prayers

Yeah that’ll take care of it

[wilwheaton]

Fuck the NRA.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)