heyo

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[morituary]

this is so sad private 27-piece orchestra play despacito

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Ok fellow American here, what the heck are you talking about OP? I’ve never been in a movie theater where we clap at the end of a trailer. A movie yes, but people usually only do that en masse on opening week/night, after that it’s like maybe one person or their group who do that. 

And I’ve never heard of these “pissy shitties.” Like what part of the country (or more importantly state so I can pinpoint this better) do you live in? Cause I’ve never been in a movie theater that sells those specifically…..unless you mean the plastic popcorn and soda barrels they sell for reuse for the whole year that Cinemark does, it’s never been marketed to be a “pissy shitties,” it’s only been marketed as “THIS CAN SAVE YOU MONEY! SO BUY IT!”

[thanatoast250]

American here. Don’t listen to @sillyfudgemonkeys here. It is tradition that we all clap at the end of movie trailers to show that we will see it or that we experienced it. It lets the movie theater employees know that they did their job right. As for the pissy-shitties, there is talk amongst the cinema staffs to start selling these as well, and having diet pissy-shitties for the health-conscious folk, and after that to sell alternate Pissy-shitty flavors, like garlic butter, mountain dew, KFC Double Down, and Doritos Locos Tacos flavored Doritos.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Ok what region to do live in?????? Cause I’m assuming this must be a southerners thing. The MidWest doesn’t do this, and if they did start it’s recent.

[thanatoast250]

Ohio is the unofficial founding place of Pissy-shitties! In fact, when studies were done to analyze diatracted driving, the third most common was texting, second reading, and first was eating. Scientists dug deeper and discovered that Ohio was the most distracted by eating, and that they were eating leftover Pissy-shitties from the movie trips. That is the biggest reason we haven’t seen Pissy-shitties in stores yet.

[wet-monsoon]

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[tredlocity]

[alienscumbag]

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[teathattast]

[4lung]

this video carries such a unique and powerful energy. i can’t explain it but it sends my spine to the moon

[princess-stabbity]

so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? 

finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. 

the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. 

i hate living in the south.

[tahthetrickster]

ah yes the age-old struggle of “is this vampires or jesus”

[neverthere12345]

[eatsgrass-deactivated20181221]

screaming

[pinkswall]

[caplaporte]

[pepsimangb]

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

[intershrinker]

Charli xcx is now Charli xxl. She don’t want to go to school, she just want to break the city. On the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.  

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

okay

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

i changed my mind fuck this

[legislacerator]

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[thesedragons]

[toonomancer]

[kyunomahou-deactivated20181216]

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

[reactionfaces]

[stellarblitz]

Some swedish tumblr dudes with their cats

@enecoo @setheverman :)

[tamamita]

hmmm…